"Incest is best when lust is a must."

We've all heard that infamous country adage, and if you haven't you're probably chuckling at it a bit right now. If you aren't, you probably aren't bored, tired, and a teensy bit high like I am right now. Basically all I did was think of things that roughly rhymed with that line, put them in the title, and made shitty comics out of them. Read, and be merry.

Bees Nests Are Best When Your Bus Turns To Dust by TheNewSoup 7-31-04

man, that was freaky how our bus just dissolved into thin air back there, huh? i'll say. let's go eat some bees. word.

Math Tests Score Less When Your Bust Doesn't Rust by TheNewSoup 7-31-04

daughter, you should have been studying for your final exams instead of sleeping with the entire football team. dad, it's my CHOICE what i do with my body, not yours! WHORE! TYRANT!

Dressed In A Vest Makes Me Just Feel Disgust by TheNewSoup 7-31-04

hey, how are you? i think i need to throw up.

I Guess That I'm Stressed But I Trust You Can Cuss by TheNewSoup 8-01-04

the lights are ready, the props are set up, the band is prepared, but WHERE IS OUR STAR?! i'm right here, mr. director! oh, you must be our replacement star we got at the last minute! thanks so much for coming! do you think you have what it takes to be an action star by today's high standards? fuck yes. shut the fuck up, you whore. WE'RE READY TO ROLL!

It's Careless To Posess but It's A Plus To Discuss by TheNewSoup 8-01-04

hi, my name's hewlett. HELLO HEWLETT. yesterday i took over the soul of an innocent little girl and made her kill her entire family, then herself. THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

[Click to view comic: 'Your Success In Chess Is Unjust For A Fuss']
[Click to view comic: 'Your Breasts Are A Mess But I Lust For A Thrust']
[Click to view comic: 'A Yes Would Be Blessed, But Don't Bust And Combust']
[Click to view comic: 'If You're Impressed With The West Then Adjust To The Gust']
[Click to view comic: 'This Quest Is A Pest But I Must Go Till Dusk']
[Click to view comic: 'Give The Protest A Rest And Go Puff On A Husk']
[Click to view comic: 'I Detest With A Zest When You Blush At Your Crush']
[Click to view comic: 'I Suggest You Digest Before You Rush To Go Flush']
[Click to view comic: 'Excess Human Flesh: Is That Stuff Good Enough?']

I at least get some points for originality.

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