Potatoes must bleed porridge by Zegota 6-28-04

My Dick's been getting alot bigger lately. Ain't ya boy? You bet dad, soon I'll be the biggest kid in class.

Something's wrong with Bob #1 by Zegota 6-28-04

So anyway, I ended up buying the damn thing after all. Batteries not included it said. Like anyone would wanna buy something that kicked the shit out of 'em.

Hiking through nature #4 by Zegota 6-28-04

Look, there, that fungus. Walk very carefull as we go round it. So we don't trample it? No no no, It might hear us and then we're in for it. A fungus that can hear us? OH GOD, I think it's too late. It's preparing to make it's deathleap and slice our throats. It'll lay it's eggs in our carcasses and the flies will swarm from our empty skulls and eradicate mankind.

Hiking through nature #5 by Zegota 6-29-04

Look over there, such a beautifull creature, wait here as I try to lure with it's mating call. Mating call? KATAPLOINK KATAPLOINK They don't make any sound like that. CREAPYCREAP CREAPYCREAP GAGAZOO GAGAZOO Cows just go 'Moo'

Bact to the front page it says by Zegota 8-04-04

Please God, send me a sign to prove you exist. Haha, good luck Thank you Lord, I shall dedicate my life to the wondrous joy of religion and abstinence. Hey! What the fuck kinda deal is this? Change me back you no good piece of shit clouddancer!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

I liked these!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I liked these, too!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.