Three Kings part one: 1995 or 2004? baddrag court or iraq? by Stripmaker 8-04-04

President Bush in the Oval Office delivering an address to the American people. This act of naked aggression must be checked. The United States, along with coalition forces from the Middle East, have drawn a line in the sand. There is only one way for this situation to be... satisfactorily resolved. The belligerent forces from the Republic of Iraq must be removed from Kuwait, be it by choice, or by force... oh no he did not! okokokok. its 2004 that saddam ruled the world in baddrag court. NOT IRAQ! THIS SCRIPT IS ON JULY 26th, 1995! STRIPMAKER IS A RETARD! messege sent. tbc??? do u want to be fired? he is a RETARD!

ill update every hour on the hour.

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i copy stuff. my sister goes on kazaa. i love power rangers. my sister loves braceface. is there a war between us?... yes!

Ha, ha!

What the fuck are you talking about?

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Blue is the color of victory.

im making fum of me.

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i copy stuff. my sister goes on kazaa. i love power rangers. my sister loves braceface. is there a war between us?... yes!

I think we do a fine enough job on our own, thank you very much.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

Three Kings Part Two: mcbeth strikes back! by Stripmaker 8-05-04

From a distance we see a Humvee sitting alone in the middle of a huge, empty desert. Just the Humvee, nothing else for miles. We hear the sound of a man making machine gun-like noises. At-at-at-at-at. At-at-at-at-at. There are three soldiers at the Humvee. Second LieutenantJOHN EPPS, who sweeps the horizon with a pair of binoculars. PFC WES HAMMOND, who is behind the wheel looking very bored, and PFC MARK JAE... At-at-at-at-at. At-at-at-at-at. What the mcbeth are you doing? mcbeth strikes back! i love guns! ahhhh! im in hell!

i have part 2.

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i copy stuff. my sister goes on kazaa. i love power rangers. my sister loves braceface. is there a war between us?... yes!