Seriously, I haven't been here in ages. Help me catch up a little by posting your funniest strip (2 max please) since 06/29/04. Don't be shy now.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Bad Taste Theater -- 6 by biped 6-30-04

Well? Did you finally eat a hamburger? I didn't have to! A nice ninety-year-old lady let me suck her titties! WHAT? OH... MY... GOD... And she taught me a whole new other thing, too! It's called "fucking"! We must'a done it a HUNDRED TIMES! SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE! *GAG*! And guess what ELSE, Mommy? SHE sucked ME, and I was just FULL of milk! Only it was REAL CREAMY, and it came out of my WEINER!

Dickity Doo 3 by biped 7-19-04

Enough talk! Let's kill him and take the cheese! NO! We'd be killing the dick that laid the golden cheese! Well, well! Looks like I've got me a couple of DICK-CHEESE SLAVES! You BASTARD! You know we'd do anything for that sweet food of the gods that only YOUR DICK can provide! Later... WOW! This videotape of them FUCKING THEIR MOMS is GREAT! And I just harvested next week's cheese log while I was jerking off!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Actually I think this is my funniest

Pink Pixie Promenade by Battleganz2 5-14-04

Weatherman Bill Jeers his slightly homosexual crony(friend). Man I'm hungry. I think there's a free buffet at your mother's house. ?!?!?!?!? COCK STALKER!!!

I'm glad you said "funniest" instead of "funny", because then I wouldn't have anything to post.

Mistaken Identity by Gabu 7-24-04

Hey, mister, has anyone ever told you that you look like Donald Rumsfeld? Why, no, they haven't. Good, because you look absolutely nothing like Donald Rumsfeld.

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Blue is the color of victory.

I had so much fun making this comic that I cried. Luckily, no one else feels the same way I do... I hope.

The ones I've made since then blow dachshunds, but you can read em anyway:

What the F????? by NooniePuuBunny 7-14-04

OMG!!!111 J00 R SMELY LIEK PHISH!!!!111 OH YEA?!!!111 WHELL J00 SMEL LIEK TEH SHT TAHT KOMZ OUTTA TEH A$$ OF TEH PIG!! WIAT! WE SHOODENT BEE PHITING!!! I LUV J000! OMG!!!!11 TOOTHGNIP! TAEK MEH NOW!!! 5 minutes later... Is it just me, or does that sound like a goat and a chicken having butt sex?

Clairvoyance, or annoyance? by NooniePuuBunny 7-21-04

Hey! <3 Hello sweetie! I can't wait to tell you something. OMFG!!!!11 LETZ CYBER!!!!11 LOLOLOL! OMFG11! What the hell?! Gah! Sorry! I channeled an AOL user from the beyond again.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Lizhard III by RedfeatheR 4-03-04

Sorry, I don't date men where I work But, you're a whore.

You've got one Dan Gling I by RedfeatheR 4-11-04

I had a really good time tonight Krissy Yeah, me too... Listen.. Dan? Do you wanna come upstair-- I swear that never happens

The Apocalypse Won't Be What You Think by lmharmon 8-06-04

God, I'm hungry. ...la la la la...dee dee dee dee... Excuse me, little girl. Have you had anything to eat today? Sure, Mr. Clown! Do you have anything leftover that I could share? Of course! You can have his shoes!

Excellent strips all. Special mention to RedfeatheR's Lizhard III 'cos it made me want to laugh (but I never gave in).

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Why Jesus would suck at umpiring baseball by xxausrottenxx 7-09-04

And the ump says he's safe!

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