United Job Fair by Battleganz2 8-06-04

I know that you've spent hours waiting to be interviewed, but do you have 15 acceptable forms of ID, 35 references and 500 years of experence Are you the child of a wealthy and generous business owner? Do you have 20 or more doctorate degrees, 99 billion dollars in the bank, lots of friends and a high-powered enviable social life? All accept for the wealthy father bit. I was born homeless. Sorry you little bastard. We can't hire you. Go get mugged or something  ok

I liked it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah, thats about right these days.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.