Taka Taka Burgers by FrixFrax 8-07-04

Yummy! These burgers are great Mom, where did you get them? Oh there great, new Taka Taka burgers! What kind of meat is it? I'm not sure, cow meat I'd imagine! We're all out of asian girls, those burgers are selling out fast!

Taka Taka Condoms by FrixFrax 8-07-04

Those new condoms worked wonders, they kept in all the sperm and even helped me maintain an erection longer, and they are soooo comfy! I'm glad, there new Taka Taka condoms! More asian girl scarping for the condoms! Not anymore... Burnnnnnn!

Taka Taka Sausages by FrixFrax 8-07-04

Well there, stop making Taka Taka good now, so I just grabbed these last Taka Taka sausages! Mommy, this sausage looks like a penis! Shut up Carla and eat your penis, I mean sausage! Gross, it tastes all salty inside! And so the asian girls lived happily ever after, making clothes for coprate business getting paid very little... This isn't a very happy ending... I am happy, with no gun to my head, that's for sure!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I liked the non-lethal quality these comics had, and the way I survived reading them in order to be able to write this.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked how you wrote "there" instead of "they're", it's like you're parodying al the n00bs out their!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I agree Bazilla. Good show old chum. I like the continuity of the stories.