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and so it was by billifred 8-06-04

Man this sucks... Tell me about it Would you shut the hell up? I'm just saying, I've had better days. It could be worse I guess... Ha ha ha! Me farty longtime!

everyone's the same by billifred 8-06-04

billifred meets a critic I haven't seen anything creative here. Well what would make it better? I don't know. How about doing or saying something that hasn't already been done like a million times already. Oh, I get it. You mean something like this... George Bush is the Devil! Michael Moore rules! You frickin' rock, dude!

Message Boards by billifred 8-06-04

12:07pm - Rex visits the message board. From: Tricer47 Message: Rexor99 - You are teh suck. >:( Man, this guys a jerk. From: Rexor99 Message: Tricer47, I am not teh suck. You are all teh uber suck. I'm never coming back to this board again Heh heh heh! I showed them... 11:43pm - That same evening... From: Rexor47 Message: Hey guys, what's going on? :P Why isn't anyone responding?

err... by billifred 8-06-04

Like, I've got no clothes on. Get out you perv! You don't need to put your clothes on. Just relax, okay? There. Does this make you feel better? You need help. I'm outa here, pervo! Meow? Just relax, okay? You don't need to put your clothes on.

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Using the whole fist there, doc? -Fletch

Here's my latest

Pets Emporium by billifred 8-07-04

At the Pets Emporium. Welcome to the Pets Emporium. Is there something I can help you find, sir? Yeah. I'd like a sack of hamsters- not too fat and not too lean. Something just right for cookin' up a mean stir-fry. Uh, that's disgusting. This is a PET store. We don't sell hamsters by the sack-load and we don't sell pets for food. Right, right... Heh! That was a joke, man; I'm a vegetarian. Can I get a half-dozen hamsters for... deviant sexual activity? That'll be $17.50... For only $4 more you can get our special K-Y package. Umm, no thanks. Do you guys sell soy sauce?

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Using the whole fist there, doc? -Fletch

Not bad. The latest one was actually pretty funny.

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Soy sauce one was very good!