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Gabu
Senior Comic Technician
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| Welcome to this year's August Stripcreatoria Presidential debates! We're about to go live with Wigu Helmut, the Cartoonist Party candidate, and Blue Arr, the Humorist Party candidate. | |
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| Thanks, Rick. Okay, first debate topic: website defense. What should Stripcreatoria do to combat the issue of troll terrorism? | |
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| Kill them. More importantly, Mr. Arr, I understand that at one point in time you raped five hundred nuns because they said the word "Jesus". When did this happen? | |
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| Don't evade the point, Mr. Arr! I have a report in my hands here that clearly states you did so. | |
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| I can read the title of that paper from here. It says "Grocery List". | |
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| No it doesn't. Our best intelligence says that it is indeed a report that you raped five hundred nuns. | |
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| What happened to the debate on issues facing Stripcreatoria? | |
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| Debates? You're having internal debates? Mr. Arr, you are clearly a flip-flopping nun-raper. | |
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| If elected President, I will lower- | |
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| Lower? You'll lower moral standards across the country? I would say so. Mr. Arr, what do you think of Stripcreatoria? | |
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| Mr. Arr, how could you attempt to do such a shameful act as summing up Stripcreatoria in a small, trite phrase? You are clearly an un-Stripcreatorian traitor. | |
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| What? You're attempting to defend such moral depravity? How could anyone conceive of trusting such an immoral un-Stripcreatorian flip-flopping traitorous nun-raper? | |
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| You can't seriously think that- | |
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| Of course you can't seriously think about things. You are clearly a soft, tree-hugging, selfish hippie. Only the Cartoonist Party of Stripcreatoria can lead this country effectively. | |
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| But you haven't said a thing about what you'll- | |
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| Us? What about us, Mr. Arr? Do you honestly expect that you can blame us for all your failings, you irresponsible, do-nothing liberal? | |
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| Of course not, you un-Godly, soft, tree-hugging, selfish, irresponsible, do-nothing, immoral, un-Stripcreatorian, liberal, traitorous, hippie-like, flip-flopping nun-raper. | |
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| This is getting ridiculous. I- | |
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| Ridiculous? How could you be so accusatory towards an innocent man, Mr. Arr? On November 2, we must vote Cartoonist. A vote for a Humorist is a vote for a hate-filled, accusatory, un-Godly, soft... | |
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| ...tree-hugging, selfish, irresponsible, do-nothing, immoral, un-Stripcreatorian, liberal, traitorous, hippie-like, flip-flopping nun-raper. | |
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| Well, the votes are in, and since voting for anybody else is still illegal, Brad has once again been elected President with 100% of the vote. | |
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Blue is the color of victory.
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