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Mr. Wonderful
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| Hi, me name Donnie! Me need go doo-doo! Where bathroom? | |
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| Ain't no bathroom, ya dumbass kid. Just pick a spot and shit. | |
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| Mommy always wipes me's butt. Would you wipe me's butt, mister? | |
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| Fuck, no. Wipe it your own damn self, dipshit. | |
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| Me hungry. Would you make me some din-din for me's tummy? | |
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| How about I chop your fuckin' head off and shove it down your throat? | |
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| It past me's bedtime. Where me seepy-seep tonight? | |
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| There's a nice, soft pile of putrifying corpses right over there. The squirming mass of maggot-ridden detritus should suit you just fine. | |
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| Me misses being lovey-doved. Me wants cuddle-time and puppy-kissies. | |
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| How about I kick your fucking ass and then take a hot, steaming shit on top of your head, asshole? | |
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| *sniff* Me want go HOME... | |
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| Shove your head up your ass, kid. That's your new home. | |
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| MOMMY! MOMMY! IT YOU AGAIN! YAY! | |
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| Aww, come to Mommy, widdle snookums! We'll do puppy-kissies! SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY! | |
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| WAKE THE FUCK UP, ya mangy little FART! People are startin' to LINE UP! | |
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| Huh? What they line up for, mister? | |
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| To FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'm chargin' a dead rat apiece, and if you keep your damn mouth shut mebbe I'll give you a leg bone to gnaw on! | |
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| *sob* Me HATES you...me wishes you were DEAD... | |
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| Yeah, well you're about to get your wish, kid. Old Joe's about done. My heart -- *URK* | |
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| You...you killed Old Joe...my brother. And now...I'm gonna kill YOU. | |
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| No fun havin' yer head bashed in and yer throat cut, huh, kid? | |
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| Oh, yeah...he's cookin' up real nice...lookit them juices sizzlin'... | |
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| That was a mighty swell feed, Jasper. Looks like yer a-gittin' laid tuh-night. | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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