I don't want to generalise here...but Chinese people living in China

-don't wash themselves. Don't get me wrong, they can.
-don't care about the outside world. They only have 1 source of international news, and it's filtered down by Beijing.
-are afraid of foreigners. They stare continuously. No other country that i've visited has had people stare at me like I was on fire. If they're passed the shyness stage, they'll yell an obscenity to try and embarass you.
-don't care about health. They spit, litter and eat anywhere they wish.
-don't care about their appearance. They smell horribly and have the worst breath I've ever been exposed to.
-don't care about being somewhere on time. My students regularly arrive 40 minutes late. Classes are 1-hour long.
-care only about their social status in the community, what people will think of them if they send their child to 'this school' and what people'll think wether they buy 'this car' or not. They NEED acceptance or else they are nothing.
-do not respect women, as many housewives are beaten on a regular basis.
-always take advantage of foreigners, wether by charging you twice the amount for a cab ride (they assume you owe them more because you 'have' more; or they screw you with souvenirs, or a plethora of other things. They'll find something.
-regularly gossip behind other people's backs, regardless of who it is or what the consequences could be.
-will complain if something doesn't go their way; they are the authority on everything.
-have more pride than any other citizen from any country in the world; they shouldn't, in the end, because what's there to be proud of? Being a member of a 3rd world country that's over-populated and polluted?
-don't care about politics, therefore don't care about their children's future. If you start talking against the government's policies you are branded a member of an uprising group and sent to prison.

That's all I can think of now. I've spent almost 2 years of my short life living here and I see these things everyday. I love this country for a lot of reasons...but let's just say there's room for 'improvement'.

Myles.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

Sure, but they have rickshaws don't they? C'mon man, see the other side of the coin. It's easy to hate, but it's hard to roll a joint with your toes.
Have you ever thoughgt about maybe whipping a couple of them? With a whip though, not a dead dog ha ha(don't Get me started on that it's a loong -but happy-story).

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I've been putting up with a lot since I first moved here; but yes whipping has entered my mind a few times. HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? COM E HERE SO I CAN BREAK YOUR FACE FAG

so there you go

myles.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

Did you just berate a child halfway through your post? Jeez your class is no dead poets society is it? Oh, maybe you can tell me - why to Chinese people say 'Hoi' at the end of each sentence. Actually maybe I am thinking of the Japanese but please try to answer the question anyway.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Hey myles, do you not have any friends to vent this shit to?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I thought you idiots were my friends?

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

You must not be talking to me, because I am neither an idiot or your friend.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You're no one's friend unless I say so, got it?

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Poop.

Not THIS again! Rabid, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm NOT locked in your basement anymore? We'll have broken up a year this September.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

THAT'S IT, NO FISH HEADS FOR YOU!

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Poop.

Hey, Mikey, what's that silly wee man in your sig?

May I have his share?

MikeG;
of course I was talking to you. Oh, do you believe in the "parallel universe" theory? If so, then I was talking to all the MikeG's in the spectrum of 1 gazillion universes.

"Happy now, ass-wipe?" -Anger Management

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

You're dern mouthy fer new blood.

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MikeG;
of course I was talking to you. Oh, do you believe in the "parallel universe" theory? If so, then I was talking to all the MikeG's in the spectrum of 1 gazillion universes.

"Happy now, ass-wipe?" -Anger Management

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Ok just as long as you don't touch my strip :(
I wouldn't be able to live with myself, 'specially if you wrote comments like "your strip sux" and "we hate dolphins". I'd become suicidal and move to the USA.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

Sounds good to me, consider it done.

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It's grime time.

hey areallystupidguy, lay off the glue sniffing.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

I thought you were okay at first, Mr Porpoise.

Then you posted a picture of some Chinese dude chowing down on a roasted baby. I mean, I've heard my fair share of 'dead baby' jokes, but that picture would make the most depraved person I know go to confession and cry. Seriously effed up, man. I won't be able to have Peking duck for months.

My point is... You can't come to a site and expect everyone to be your friend. You have to earn it. Posting pics of a slanty-eyed Hannibal Lecter munching on a spit-roasted infant isn't the way to go about making friends. We leave that kind of behavior to boinky and only boinky, thank you.

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I wouldn't post that picture.
I saw it a few years ago and I almost forgot about until he posted it. Thanks alot!

I was kidding, boinky. I know you wouldn't post that shit.

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Yeah, boinky has class!

...He only posts goatse.

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Poop.

A man's gaping asshole is actually a pleasent site compared to the guy from 'Harold and Kumar' eating a baby's arm as if its a chicken wing.

What boinky posted was merely perverted. It's something that makes me momentarily recoil in disgust and then I promptly scrubbed it from my mind by looking at porn. What Dynamo Dolphin posted was downright disturbing and its been a struggle to eat since I saw it. Thanks a lot, you sick dolphin fuck.

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Listen;
I came to this site expecting to make a strip and mind my own business. People have been attacking me left and right since I arrived, a 'ritual' of some sorts that gives the older members an opportunity to assert themselves and show the others 'how things work' around here.
Well I've had enough of it. I didn't sign-up to make friends in the first place; after a while, I thought I could become friends with a few of you because of the common sense of humour the we share; however it never seems to be enough and it's gotten fairly old by now. The older members here have too much time on their hands and don't know what to do with it; they go around the forums posting shit and insults in every which way (MikeG in particular). What the hell is wrong with you people? Can anyone explain?

Myles.

P.S. The picture I posted was an early test in order to see what tolerance level you people have here. I guess it worked. I'm sorry if it offended some of you, but I wanted to prove a theory of mine that is mentionned above; that the veterans here run the show and that 'new blood' doesn't get a say, until they've been approved. Well, I tried.

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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now.

Get over yourself, kid. You had your chance and you blew it. Stick a fork in yourself. You're done.

"Early test"? "Tolerance level"?! Do you and your friends whack off to graphic pictures of infanticide and/or cannibalism?!? Yes, veterans here run the show. Maybe that's true. But if you weren't such a fuckwit... insulting those veterans and posting vomit-inducing shit, maybe some of those veterans would have actually give you a chance. Hell, I was 'new blood' myself once upon a time too.

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