WTF- Porridge by FrixFrax 8-09-04

Get your foot out my porridge! NO! FINE! I'LL EAT AROUND IT BUT DON'T BLAME ME IF I STAB YOUR FOOT WITH A SPOON!

WTF- Diet by FrixFrax 8-09-04

You luk k00l! I'm looking out for shooting stars! Wud j00 lyk 2 cum out wit me sumtime? I feel like chicken tonight, chicken tonight! I think ur so k00l, wanna syber wit me, ma cok is 20000000 inches long, lolo! I'm on a diet!

WTF- Clay by FrixFrax 8-09-04

I will scramble your circuits! No you wont, I'm a dinosaur! A pink donkey, I'm going to get it with clay cutting wire I like cheese! Me too, lets see if we can eat the moon!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

These comics were like a pleasant brain massage.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These comics were like tiny spiders poking my brain.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The first one is like Nooner standing in my porridge. That's how I'd handle it, too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Except I'm sure in your fantasy, it was like me standing in your porridge with a strapon.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I chuckled in reality upon reading "I'm on a diet!", perhaps those words caused the chuckling, but no-one can be sure.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Those comics were like a warm, relaxing bath in my own urine.

These were mediocre at best.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Not his usual quality, but its for the encouragement of the kids.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I don't know if these were meant to be funny, but I made them anyway, just to confuse you that one last time!

WTF- Strobe by FrixFrax 8-12-04

Dude, robbing the strobe light place was the best idea you ever had! Totally dude! There is just one problem we forgot about... What's that? Your epileptic! Shit dude *fits, wets self- and foams at the mouth*

WTF- Party by FrixFrax 8-12-04

Great party, want to have sex with me? Allright then! OK, you take your costume of now! This isn't a costume... Oh no, not... Yes, it's me, Mwuhahahahahaha, you have been fooled by talking penguin

WTF- Stars by FrixFrax 8-12-04

Mommy, the stars are so beautiful! Well, Mommy knows a little song! If you look above way up high, you can see the stars of the night! The stars are shining brightly. Mommy, they make little children so happy! Yes that is true, and Mommy loves you just right! If I wish really hard... maybe I'll be a star tonight! What the fuck, how the fucking hell are you going to be a star, or do you have some magical fucking space ship or something, fucking twat, night Molly, sweet dreams

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Is it wrong to laugh?