Blue Boobies, to be specific. Ain't they cute?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Disappointing, absolutely, but they are cute, yes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've seen bigger.

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Poop.

This joke has already been done on this site.

Well it stands up DAMN WELL to a second outing!

Should I be jerking to that picture?

Because it may or may not be too late.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

They look pissed.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

They look pissed.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

That was worth repeating.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I once set a booby trap. I set up a box with a stick, then tied a string to the stick, and then set a credit card under the box.

lewl!!!!

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Poop.

I take it you haven't seen your credit card bill yet.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Sadly, I masterbated after seeing that too.

The credit card bill?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'd be happy if my bills were that small.

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Dad was flammable

3.9% apr makes me so horny!

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Poop.

Main Entry: mas·tur·ba·tion
Pronunciation: "mas-t&r-'bA-sh&n
Function: noun
: erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies

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Get Your War On

You just gave Dr.Pendantic the biggest boner in human history.

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Poop.

Yes!

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Get Your War On

I thought Dr. P was the biggest boner in history.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.