Thought I might as well post my comics here, be good for a laugh. They read slightly better if you're familiar with Star Wars novels and books, but only slightly (basically, "Coruscant Nights" and "Dark Nest" are the lately revealed titles for upcoming novels...and, as titles, they suck).

This series was supposed to be a witty criticism of this alarming trend in poor titles. It degenerates into random encounters and poor jokes, with a feeble excuse for an ongoing plotline.

The Adventures of Rooty Volume 1 - A Quest Begins by rooty 8-09-04

Rooty is surfing the internet... FRELLING BANTHAS! Dark Nest? Coruscant Nights? Who makes these titles? Ring Ring! Ring Ring! A disturbing phone call... I'll pick up the phone. Pay us 1,000,000 credits...or we will call Aaron Allston's trilogy ATTACK OF THE CHEESE Rooty faces a dilemma... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Uh...you're supposed to start on an epic quest to save Aaron Allston's post-NJO trilogy...

The Adventures of Rooty Volume 2 - Rooty vs. The Army by rooty 8-09-04

The army has been hired to slow Rooty down! But...I'm not even out of the house yet! Arr...time to die, boy! The ever brave Rooty makes his stand. Nooooo! Don't kill me! Arr...we cannot hit a poor cowering kid...can we? Arr...let me just find the Army Handbook... The army has been decieved! Arrr...come back boy! RUFUS THE HORSE, COME TO ME! WE'LL CHASE HIM THROUGH THE TOWN!

The Adventures of Rooty Volume 3 - The Chase by rooty 8-09-04

Rooty is running from General Kogarmar... Ar...we have you now! I'll hide in this alleyway. Rooty makes a grievous error. It's a trap! I have you now! Rooty's Jedi powers give him an advantage against the weak minded troopers. ***You want to let me pass.*** I want to let you pass...

The Adventures of Rooty Volume 4 - Interlude I by rooty 8-09-04

Fans around the world discover the deadly truth... 'Attack of the Cheese'? Like, WTF? Worst. Title. Ever. Elsewhere... MR. BAD...MESSAGE FROM THE ARMY...ROOTY AT FIRST ESCAPED THEM...NOW HE IS CORNERED Hahahahaha! This Rooty has been a thorn in my foot for too long. Eliminate him. And back to our hero, who is in a predicament... Oh crap. Prepare to die, fanboy punk!

The Adventures of Rooty Volume 5 - Down But Not Out by rooty 8-09-04

Chicanery once again prevails... Look! An X-wing! COOL!!! ...as we see only too well! Where? I can't see it... Rooty takes shelter at the nearest fanboy asylum. It's terrible! Attack of the Cheese! I see...yes we must do something about this.

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Rooty Volume 6 - Mission Briefing']
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Rooty Volume 7 - A Flawed Plan']
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Rooty Volume 8 - Alas, Combat!']
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Rooty Volume 8 - Interlude II']
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Rooty Volume 10 - A Short Announcement']
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Rooty Volume 11 - No More Errors']
[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Rooty Volume 12 - An Unexpected Ally']

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"Your chances come in two shapes - slim, and fat." - Mace Windu

Hah great, I'm lovin' your work, Keep at it!

Rule #1 for funny comics:

Rarely, if ever, does narration work.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

thanks for the comment, I'll try to cut it down in later episodes :)

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"Your chances come in two shapes - slim, and fat." - Mace Windu

why are all the newbs so damn nice!

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Well, I was actually trying to be constructive, and rooty took the advice. That's cool with me.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.