Oh well...

Those Crazy Robots in: Religious Matters by piratemonkeyninja 8-14-04

So I was speaking to Jesus the other day and he was saying... WHY MUST YOU LIE? YOU WERE NEVER AND HAVE NEVER SPOKEN TO JESUS! HE DOESN'T EXIST! ... Don't listen to him. I love you as I love all my children...Now here's what we do. We wait till he's asleep and then we KILL HIM! HA HA HA HA HA!

I like it!