This is one of the first ones I've made...

Let's get ready for datiiiiing by piratemonkeyninja 8-14-04

Why Internet dating is a bad idea. So err... How do you feel about sacrificing virgins to insane war gods? Cause you know it kinda turns me on. All right baby let's go! Or am I too much man for you to handle? Look... I'm just going to go away now.