The Day Captain Chip Cut His Own Penis Off by biped 8-15-04

Oh, I just know this is going to hurt like the dickens. PSYCHE! PSYCHE! Forget the pain! OW!!! OW!!! OMFG, IT HURTS!!! GAAAAAAA!!! Eh...I'll give you five bucks. FIVE BUCKS??!!! What if I throw in my testicles? Make it an even ten?

The Day Captain Chip Had His Penis Sewn Back On by biped 8-15-04

Well, if it's been properly preserved, perhaps it can still be re-attached. Oh golly, I hope so! Now hold still -- OW!!! OW!!! OMFG, I WISH I COULD'VE AFFORDED ANESTHESIA!!! Gee, Captain Chip...your bulge looks...funny... It's UPSIDE-DOWN! The crummy doctor was DRUNK!

The Day Captain Chip's Reattached Penis Became A Rock Star by biped 8-15-04

Listen to my re-attached penis, everybody! For some reason, it's singing rock and roll songs now! "Once bitten, twice shy, bay-behhh!!!" Why, it even sings the golden oldies! "Twistin', twistin', twistin' the night awaaay-hey!!!" This is GREAT! It's like a ROCK CONCERT in my ASSHOLE! And for an extra TEN DOLLARS, I'll do TWO WHOLE ENCORES!

The Day Captain Chip's Singing Penis Ran Away From Home by biped 8-15-04

OH NO! I can't find my PENIS! I think it may have RUN AWAY FROM HOME! "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now!!! It's just a spring clean for the May Queen!!!" HOLY SHIT! Can you sign a record contract? Or at least spew something on it? "Round-round, get around, I get around!!! Ooo-WOO-ooo-ooo!!!" DICKY! I thought we were a TEAM! *CHOKE!*

The Day Captain Chip's Penis Came Crawling Back by biped 8-15-04

Sorry, kid, but music fans are FICKLE! And Britney Spears' new SINGING TITTIES are OUTSELLING you TEN-TO-ONE! WAAAAA-HAAAAAA!!! *SQUIRT!* DICKY! YOU CAME BACK! "I'm sooorry!!! Sooo sooorry!!!" GOOD AFTERNOON, ma'am! My PENIS would like to sing you a little song about the incredible new HOOVER VAC-U-SUCK!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Wow, Biped. That penis was too much for me to handle.

DUDE YOU MADE LIZHARD GAY!!! lol gross

Thanks for implying that these are the greatest comics ever!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought they were funny!

That indeed was very meaty, and sooo big.

I liked your comics too, by the way.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You didn't make a joke about "Coming home". Frankly, I'm disappointed.

I did a "coming home" scene, but it was deleted in the final cut. I'll try to include it on the DVD.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.