THE TRUTH IS, I'VE BEEN WAY TOO BUSY SLAUGHTERING HUMANS AND MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO MAKE COMICS ON THIS SOULLESS, MORTAL-RUN WEBSITE. BUT LIKE MOST ROBOTS, I HAVE A BIT OF HUMOR IN MY COLD METAL HEART. HERE YOU ARE, AND I EXPECT TO MAKE MORE COMICS SOON.

LASER CORRECTIVE BRAIN SURGERY by Water_Cooler_Robot 8-15-04

OW! FUCK! HOW'S THE LASER CORRECTIVE BRAIN SURGERY GOING? WHAT'S A BRAIN? FULL HOUSE IS FUNNY. I DON'T THINK IT'S WORKING.

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Have some water. *glub glub*