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Here is a story about a little boy who was sitting on the curb, minding his own business with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles and the Priest that bugged him.
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| What's that you got there little boy? | |
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| This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine. | |
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| I'd have to say you're wrong there. The most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby. | |
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Uh, what happened to the Priest that was supposed to be in this skit?
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| YEAH! Take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson. | |
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| Uhhh.... He's been "relocated" by the Pope. They paid me off not to tell why. | |
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