Andre 3000's childhood years by ShakeZulu 8-24-04

Can you help me cross the street? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.....

A day in the life of a geek. by ShakeZulu 8-24-04

7:00 AM Hot Sexy Co-Eds! 2:30 PM GameFAQS! 4:00 AM Sesame St. Hentai!

A Moment in the life of satan: Strip 2 by ShakeZulu 8-24-04

Ass Titties Ass And Titties Ass, Ass Titties, Titties Ass and Titties

The Dangers of AOL Chatrooms by ShakeZulu 8-24-04

I'm a blonde chick, Age 27, and horny. I'm A 21 year old gollege student, with a rocket in his pocket. I AM SO LUCKY I AM SO LUCKY

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The Asshole News by ShakeZulu 8-24-04

Hi! Welcome back to The Chan. 8 news! I'm tom Greenberg And I'm a slut. Lick my ass, cock-licker I'll fucking kill you. After the commerciasl break, I rape my co-anchor! And After that, I'll slit my wrists, LIVE, on Channel 8!

GamefaqsMantis is a cocksucker. by ShakeZulu 8-24-04

Hello. I am GamefaqsMantis. I don't have any friends I don't know the meaning of the number "2". ShakeZulu is an asshat, becuase he is a copycat. I am the only one, who should be making CjayC comics, and getting them published on some gay website. I don't do mine for fun, I do mine, becuase I r00l, and I might find a GF online. Oops! My Mommie's calling me! My salisbury steak AWAITS!

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Ummmmm..... you just got PWNED!!!!!!! BI-ATCH!

I liked the line, "My salisbury steak AWAITS!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked "The Dangers of AOL Chatrooms," but for the most part I didn't understand most of your comics. Especially the first one.

All you have to do, to "get" my comics, is to listen to "Hey Ya".

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Ummmmm..... you just got PWNED!!!!!!! BI-ATCH!

I have a feeling that those comics would make more sense if you used a pizza cutter to try to open your brain pan for about 8 hours straight.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Really not funny dude. That news anchor comic was too vulgar, even for a jerk like me!!

Sorry to double-post, but...

Pink Pixie Forecast#6 by Battleganz2 5-14-04

And now back to the channel 34 News at 10:00 And now weather with our new replacement for that total Jackoff Brian! I will be paid in human Flesh This is my boyfriend, confederacy. 'Love you honey bunny.

You are offended to easily battleganz2

CUNT!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This is how you make a more tasteful news anchor comic.

FTC 36: And...we're clear by biped 5-25-04

Ouch, I think she's actually hurt. Ooh, yes Bob, that looked like a nasty fall. Anyway, onto a different matter. If we believe the prophets of disaster our world could soon end due to global warming or a meteor strike. And if this topic turns out to be true they may be right. We now go live to our reporter who's on the scene of a very interesting new find. Well, Sally, your shit-for-brains fuckface incompetence fucked up another entire motherfucking segment. Oh, shut the cocksucking motherfuck up, you dog-humping, jizz-dribbling fag asshole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

wow Jesussandwitch. They teach you words like that in the third grade? Please don't say it again sweetie.

Princess Diaries by Battleganz2 8-23-04

Oh my god. You are so charming and witty and cute. You totally respect me and treat me right Don't forget.. I'm also a GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHITTILIONAIRE I'm 50 years old in real life.

What, the word....

Turn on profanity filter, shithead.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CUNT

CUNT

Hey hey battleganz2 guess what

CUNT!!!!

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