What everyone does when they're home alone with the cat... by Timmysdad 8-25-04

Gimme that dook Mr. Kitty! What? How can you say no when you know you want me?! Alright I've had enough, Kitty. Go to your room right now and think about how you hurt my feelings.

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(***DON'T ASK***)

May I speak incoherently

Juice box left base ham sandwich turkey baster.

No but seriously you suck.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Yeah, YOU'RE a n00b.

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Woooooo!

I have several cats that I am frequently alone with, and have never experienced this particular scenario which you so erroneously claim has happened to "everyone" when they're "home alone with their cat."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.