Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

stripcreator forums
Jump to:

Stripcreator » Fights Go Here » Click Here if You Like/Love America

Author

Message

DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

You actually clicked? Wow, I'm amazed! In any case, this is a little rebuttal. Also, a second choice for you people who actually don't have a problem with this nation, regardless of it's poor leadership and unwashed masses.

You don't have to like Americans to like America.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

8-30-04 4:07pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

Member Rated:

Uhhh... sorry... I'm looking for Woodshop 101?

---
Poop.

8-30-04 4:17pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Zaster
Wait for it...

Member Rated:

I love America. That's why I started that other thread in order to ferret out suspicious elements in our ranks. I am forwarding all activity there to the proper authorities. Praise Jesus and the glorious Dow Jones.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

8-30-04 4:27pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


bunnerabb
Some bloke.

Member Rated:

As filthy rich nations with a dichotomous socio-economic structure, cloaked leadership, a fragmented culture and thoroughly dangerous environmental and foreign relations policies go, America is great.

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

8-30-04 4:55pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

Lemme let you all in on a little secret, this one's just for the Americans who are bitching:

You can leave.

To the rest of you, you're just jealous.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

8-30-04 5:27pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

Member Rated:

I have a love/hate relationship with America. Which thread should I click on?

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

8-30-04 10:50pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


bunnerabb
Some bloke.

Member Rated:

quote:
Lemme let you all in on a little secret, this one's just for the Americans who are bitching:

You can leave.


Here's a not so big secret:

Having to listen to that jingoistic, "My way or the highway" bullshit is a big part of what America was designed to free people from.

: )

After all, sticking your head in the ground on EITHER side of the fence will only help make what's wrong with this country, get worse.

Ya know?

Wouldn't it be nice to live in America that does what it says on the label?

Just saying "It's still better than Guatemala!" just doesn't quite sound like the American dream, does it?

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

8-31-04 12:52am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


TheBigJE
I Slayed Ganon. Seriously. He's fucking dead.

Member Rated:

quote:
quote:
Lemme let you all in on a little secret, this one's just for the Americans who are bitching:

You can leave.


Here's a not so big secret:

Having to listen to that jingoistic, "My way or the highway" bullshit is a big part of what America was designed to free people from.

: )

After all, sticking your head in the ground on EITHER side of the fence will only help make what's wrong with this country, get worse.

Ya know?

Wouldn't it be nice to live in America that does what it says on the label?

Just saying "It's still better than Guatemala!" just doesn't quite sound like the American dream, does it?


^ Genius

---
We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

8-31-04 2:35am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


pita
La fille qui a joué avec le feu

Member Rated:

The man makes me swoon.

---
“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

8-31-04 5:31am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

Member Rated:

I like America as a friend.

8-31-04 7:11am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

That's because you tried to sleep with America, boinky, and America told you that it didn't feel that way about you.

Bunner is sma'at. 'N stuff.

"My way or the high way", "With us or with the terrorists", and "Disagree and you're a Commie" is exactly the kind of hateful rhetoric that has gotten people like Louis Farrrakhan villified and condemned by all walks of life.

Yet we let members of this administration and countless editorials go running about saying the same thing, and most get pats on the back for their "logic".

Heads in the ground on either side of the fence? At this point we have our heads up each other's asses. Whatever your walk of life or political beliefs, there is no reason why anyone should vote for someone intent on telling people how to live their lives in the privacy of their own homes.

How DARE anyone presume that their God is better than someone else's. How DARE anyone presume that they have the right to tell someone else who they can and can't have consensual sex with. And how dare anyone presume to know the mind of God to know what he/she/it/them does or does not approve of in the first place.

Pardon my diatribes, I am extremely sick of the bullshit and fanfare.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

8-31-04 9:48am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Zaster
Wait for it...

Member Rated:


My God is teh r0xx0r. He's got a flaming sword and laser beams for eyes, and wings fold out of his back and he flies around. I just got the action figure last Thursday. He could totally kick your God's ass.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

8-31-04 10:06am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


bunnerabb
Some bloke.

Member Rated:

I think you're talking about a Buzz Lightyear action figure, here. I may be wrong, but try taking it's batteries out.

If your god is all the sudden as about as useful as titties on a fish, you might want to look into the whole "big white guy with a flowing beard in the sky" thing.

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

8-31-04 10:50am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Inflatable_Man
Heart stopper. Hip hopper. Pill popper.

Member Rated:

I loved America... and then America broke my heart. :'(

---
Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

8-31-04 3:49pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

quote:
quote:
Lemme let you all in on a little secret, this one's just for the Americans who are bitching:

You can leave.


Here's a not so big secret:

Having to listen to that jingoistic, "My way or the highway" bullshit is a big part of what America was designed to free people from.

: )

After all, sticking your head in the ground on EITHER side of the fence will only help make what's wrong with this country, get worse.

Ya know?

Wouldn't it be nice to live in America that does what it says on the label?

Just saying "It's still better than Guatemala!" just doesn't quite sound like the American dream, does it?


You ever seen the movie "Office Space"? There's a character in there who designed a game called "Jump to Conclusions", and you sir, are a major stockholder in that startup.

I never said you have to agree with the policies, the ideas, or the administration in general, and I never said you *have* to leave for any reason. I'm just saying that if you hate this country, and hate being here so much, leave. I don't have a damn problem with people who dislike the leadership of this country, that's what this country is about. I do have a problem with people who live in this country, are protected by its military and local law enforcment, and enjoy all the freedoms, including the right to free speech, yet claim to hate the country.

That shit makes me sick. People risk their lives, their livelyhood, and everything they have just to get into this country, yet there are still people who were given the gift of being born here who bitch about how much it sucks. THAT is who I'm talking to. Not the Bush-bashing, Kerry-loving democrats.

If some French man wants to go off on a rant about how evil America is, so be it. He should be proud of the fact that he can speak his native language, and has the freedom to not thank England and the US for his freedom to be so outspoken. But I'm not going to sit here and nod my head while some radical with a problem with how our government runs things trashes the country that allows him to do so. You have the freedom to bitch, and I have the freedom to tell you that your bitching would be far more accepted somewhere else.

Rather than sitting around complaining about how fucked up the US is, get out there and do something to change it. And stop blaming the soil you walk on, and the flag that stands above you, symbolizing your freedom, and look to the people who cause the problems. Freedom of speech works for everyone. Well, unless you want to freely express your opinion of a minority, women, or how much you love God, apparently.

I love America. I loved it before September 11, and I will love it until the day I die.

Now, California on the other hand...

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

8-31-04 9:12pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Zaster
Wait for it...

Member Rated:

After two lay-offs in the past five years, and after dropping almost $30K going back to school only to watch the industry I was training for vaporize (due to outsourcing and a culture of casual deceit among customers, suppliers, bigwigs, and stockholders), I'm probably a little jaded. I don't hate America, but I don't exactly feel like cheerleading anymore either. Our vaunted Democracy increasingly resembles an aristocracy where choice is an illusion, and the middle class is sold out for the short-term benefit of a rich old boy network. When the whole house of cards has imploded, America we'll be a banana republic and the kleptocratic hegemons responsible will have all retired to thier sprawling, manicured estates.

Nah, I don't hate America. That would be like kicking a puppy after someone has already beaten it half to death with a stick.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

9-01-04 3:18am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

I don't hate America. I just don't particularly like Americans. I bet bunner and a few others could testify to the fact that in GENERAL, Americans are ignorant fucks. There are TONS of exceptions, and even large areas where this generalization does not apply.

Yet by and large, I'd say people just don't give a shit.

There seems to be a marked lack of a middle class lately. Instead of low-income housing having a distinction between low and qualifying income and non-qualifying income (too high for government subsidy), there are now tiers of low income. Most places now have set rules for picking the lowest income applicants first, but the fact is now there seems to be a much larger gap between the upper and lower classes.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

9-01-04 6:41am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

Member Rated:

Teh Illuminate pwns j00!!!!111

---
Poop.

9-01-04 10:18am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

I love America.

CASE CLOSED!!!

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-01-04 10:26am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

That's more what I figured most people were saying, but just didn't feel like saying "I hate what's happened to America", rather than simply generalizing and saying they hate America itself.

Granted, democracy and capitalism appear to be failing, but this, as I see it, isn't completely true. Too many people are taking advantage of what can be a very good system. Unlike communism, which would require everyone to think essentially the same, and a true theocracy/monarchy which pretty much shits on everyone but those in power, democracy has the possibility of being a good, useful system with the various personalities within it. The system didn't break, the people did.

With increasingly useless interest groups, constant bickering and fighting amongst the people, and an ever-growing rate of population (not helped by illegal immigration), this system, just like any other, is becoming overloaded. There is only a certain number of people who can be governed by a single government, it seems, and the leaders who inherited once revered and loved positions now take advantage of this disarray, thus causing heavy damage to the social and economic welfare of our country.

Our leaders have failed us, increasingly so every term, and I'm afraid it's not going to change anytime soon. I admit, I'm beginning to lose hope that this country can ever turn around and start working properly without something major happening. I feel it coming, too. A revolution, a civil war, an apocolyptic battle with another country, or simply a political coup, but I don't see any one man getting into the office of president, and suddenly things becoming "right". I can't see a hundred men getting into the office of president, and gradually becoming "right". This country is screaming for change, but I don't know if it's even ready for that change. If there is some sort of action that completely decimates this country's overcrowded populace, it could go any number of ways. Perhaps it will throw the country into chaos, spawning a "Mad Max" type of country. Maybe it will strengthen those who survive, and bring us together, finally reforming the union we've lost. Possibly nothing dramatic will happen after this climax, the country could stagnate as it has for years already. Whatever happens, it will be a change, if not a huge one.

In short, we need change. We have become too top-heavy, and we will collapse. The world will celebrate it's freedom from the overbearing US, but I fear changes will not be contained within our borders. I just pray that when the day comes, we will all see a bright future, rather than a more dismal one than we see now.

That being said, I love my country. I was born and raised here. I respect the rights we have been given, and pray for a day when they are truly equal. Maybe our salvation lies not in disaster, but in a change of nature, but that's a long way off. If we could see people having only one child, respecting eachother and themselves, judging their leaders on merits, rather than on party, and generally being nice, our country would be utopia.

But we can start this by being nice ourselves.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

9-01-04 3:43pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


Zaster
Wait for it...

Member Rated:

George Carlin always seemed to me like a guy who derived his humor from unalloyed cynicism, but something he said recently surprised me. It was something to the effect that we all have this amazing potential as human beings that we're just pissing down our legs. Basically he laughs about it to keep from cryin'.

This may sound a bit "illuminati" as Weasle puts it, but I think we have this ingrained, retardifying culture designed to make us obedient consumers and forget about that potential (fnord). It's probably a manifestation of some mercenary tendency that's always been part of human nature, but it gets more and more venal the more instant the gratification becomes, and Americans are deeply into instant gratification.

So yeah, we need to change or transcend our natures at some point, or all of real life will one day resemble this crap-load we call the internet, which promises to deliver gigs of knowledge from around the world, but mostly just serves up ads, spyware, and Boinky's comics (kidding).

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

9-01-04 4:45pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


biped
Mr. Wonderful

Member Rated:

Not counting, of course, those numerous parts of the world that, whether they'd admit it right now or not, would shit in their pants if they woke up tomorrow and the United States in its present form no longer existed.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

9-01-04 8:40pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

Not counting, of course, those numerous parts of the world that, whether they'd admit it right now or not, would shit in their pants if they woke up tomorrow and the United States in its present form no longer existed.


I never said the honeymoon would last.

The US does provide a shitload of aid to other countries, and the disappearance of the country in it's current form would most likely disrupt millions of lives. It certainly wouldn't be happy days for long, but you know that all the European countries would quietly say "oh well, now we don't have to worry about big brother anymore" for a while.

I never said the other nations of this world don't have a love/hate dichotomy with this country.

---
Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

9-01-04 10:44pm (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


bunnerabb
Some bloke.

Member Rated:

Well... yeah, fair enough.

But that IS america, Jack.

Any place and the actual atmosphere that pervades it's operation is nothing more than a reflection of the policies that it subscribes to and the ideologies that it adheres to.

The rest is just what time zone your in and a fucking GAP ad.

There is no inherent, superior moral aspect to any particular chunk of dirt on this planet. Any nation is the sum total of the things it DOES. What it says might look all happy-happy, joy-joy on Good Morning America, but it's the belly of the beast that makes it what it is. Not it's GPS co-ordinates.

We had well better stand up and take this country back from the elitist highbinders that are stealing it, brick by brick, and soon.

The stockboys are running the store, kids. The fucking hired help is shaking us down, y'all. Believe it. And their pushing the inventory out the back door as fast as we can make it.

America is going to be an oligarchic arsitocracy the likes of which would make pre-revolutionary France look like a Goddamn commune.

You love this country? Help take it back from the obsequious, pale, fatted bastards in nice grey Brooks Brothers outfits who steal every cent of our money and our futures and pay us in slave wages, gutted companies, empty coffers in our treasury and bad television.

Let's all stand up, lock arms and scream "BULLSHIT!" - a million strong - at the sallow faces of these thieving sacks of shit until they either have to mow us down like dogs on the Washington Mall, or clean up their acts.

Let's sack the lot of them.

Stand.

Or fall.

Thank you.

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

9-02-04 12:30am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info


MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

Member Rated:

"I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

- Howard Beale, Network

Ain't gonna happen.

In my opinion, we are being genetically exterminated. For a long time, the people who seem to get by in this world and proliferate are people susceptible to marketing, and who can grasp its concept and utilize it to gain even MORE capital.

This means that natural selection is helping to breed more and more kids who will grow up and be materialistic and capitalistic. Profit-hungry, out-for-him/herself, venture capitalist zombies on the horizon is all I see.

---
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

9-02-04 7:26am (new)
quote : comics : pm : info

Stripcreator » Fights Go Here » Click Here if You Like/Love America


reload page with comics

Jump to:

Post A Reply


stripcreator
Make a comic
Your comics
Log in
Create account
Forums
Help
comics
Random Comic
Comic Contests
Sets
All Comics
Search
featuring
diesel sweeties
jerkcity
exploding dog
goats
ko fight club
penny arcade
chopping block
also
Brad Sucks