You must die.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I guess nobody hates pizza.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Only anchovie pizza. Ew.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

I thought it said "click here if you hate Ben Piazza."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Pizza would be so much better if it were whiskey.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Pizza would be so much better if women tasted like it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Tying in that to what NGrassi said, I must say anchovy pizza is one of my favourites. Especially when you add some pepperoni. No oyster sauce though.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You completely neglected this profound statement in your reply, Jes.

Shame on you.

Shame.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I hate pizza because I'm lactose intolerant.

Oh, and its greasy as hell if its made like all the pizza in saskatoon is.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I once had a pizza guy talk like Donald Duck to us.

And we were drunk so had no guilt laughing at him, not with him.

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Poop.

I know how you feel, Mike. In the "Did Someone Mention Politics" thread, everyone just glossed over my blazing insight about Ronnie James Dio being too short to be president.

I guess it's not possible to really have an intelligent conversation around here.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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I hate pizza because I'm lactose intolerant.

Oh, and its greasy as hell if its made like all the pizza in saskatoon is.

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Amen

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Amen

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I officially hold an anti-pizza stance for political reasons.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Why is it that whenever you throw up, it tastes like pizza and orange juice?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

When she was explaining it all, Clarissa must have been smoking some major doobage as well.

I think if throw-up tasted like pizza and orange juice, more people would be throwing up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

fuck

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Get Your War On

PIZZA POWER!