I personally think these are my best yet.

Girls.... by Caboosesbestfriend 9-02-04

Why are you mad at me? And you are? You never talk to me anymore what's wrong I'm sorry for what ever I did! Seriously who are you? You don't remember me? I think I need to be alone. Christ, Every girl I say Hi to is like this.

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Girls....2 by Caboosesbestfriend 9-02-04

Hi I think your really pretty, I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime? Why is it because you feel pity for me? No I don't date losers So you only date cool pretty girls? No well I mean yeah.....God it should have been a fucking compliment! Christ Why do you woman always make things such a big deal out of everything? I know I'm such a screw up, I think I need to be alone now.

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Girls....3 by Caboosesbestfriend 9-02-04

Hey sexy wanna go have some fun together No I can't sleep with anyone until I meet the certain someone that I will eventually break up with and never see again. Ok then I'm gonna go ask out nerd over there. I'm worthless, I'm going to go commit suicide now Goddam now I know why some guys are gay.

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I'm Caboose's bestfriend! Not you! Me! AIM: Cabooseshero

I enjoyed reading your comics. What that says about me, I don't know.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These are some of the most tired and been-done jokes I have ever seen. Besides biped, that is.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

thanks biped I appreciate it.

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I'm Caboose's bestfriend! Not you! Me! AIM: Cabooseshero

Participating in this thread has been a bittersweet experience for me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These comics greatly offended my sensitive womanhood. I feel so worthless now. I think I'll kill myself.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

These are your best yet, which isn't saying much because you only have ten.