See, Jacko is a lantern, and he is the President.
He has not much to do, with teh real "life" Jacko.
Not much, but a little. Read it, You'll like it.
Even Jesus likes it!
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The link between Jacko and Mr. Fart by fragonard 9-02-04

At a beautifully strary night Hi there, Jacko Heya Mr. Fart What a beautifully strary night! ... Yeah!!! Ya know perfectly well what I want most!!!! Alright, alright! You may lick my back... duh!

Jacko Thrills! by fragonard 9-02-04

Jacko sings thriller at 1989 Hi there, Jacko ...Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night... What a beautifully strary night! Yoo-ooooh! 2004 Just another quetion, President Jacko... Well about those plastic surgeries... Thats NONSENSE! duh

Jacko is patient by fragonard 9-02-04

Well Mr. Fart, explain yourself! I've been waiting so long, that the world ended lately! duh Sorry, I just wanted to lead this strip into total Meaninglessnessness. or what

Jacko is impatient by fragonard 9-02-04

I won't wait any longer!

Jacko and the The monument by fragonard 9-02-04

Welcome to Washington W.C.! Here at the front of the Buckingham palace, you see, the monument of the famous american nazi chap, Sgt john Heckschenhockschenhacksch! But as the President of the Unified Fanatics, I prefer watching TV. At least it has more colors... Thats more like it! duh

[Click to view comic: 'Jacko's going crazy on stage']
[Click to view comic: 'Jacko is being rude to religion']
[Click to view comic: 'Jacko and the bunnyman']
[Click to view comic: 'Confusing']
[Click to view comic: 'Jacko likely to drink champagne']
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[Click to view comic: 'Jacko is being rude to religion']

I didn't like your comics, but it seemed as though you enjoyed making them, which, after all, is the really important thing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

...in BED!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

In Big Evil Dan?

here's the NEW Adventure of Jacko!
At this time, he dislikes the british "the ...'s" bands.
Especially the libertines...

Jacko and modern music by fragonard 9-05-04

Jacko was watching a stunning live perfonmance/exlusive report, with a brand NEW and seemstobe reallyvery original Englismanish band, called "The Shits". -'Lalalala-Lololo! Whueeee! Yhoah! Woll Thonk Yeou Vory much, oll yeouh fons of moein! Saey yeou soon! Somewan moyt goet horself focked boy mey! Hohohowhwehe!' -'And now back to the studio!' Yes, we're backstage, with everyone's favorite singer, Harvis Pooworth vocalist od The Shits! Well, Mr Poowort... er I don't know how to ask, but.. May I call you Harvis? Oye! Yeou dofinetley moey! Jeeeezuskrist! And THEY call ME a pink yoghurt! -'...Right on Harve! Hey, may i call you a pink yoghurt?' -'Yeou dofinetly moey not!

Well now then there, thet's a bit more like it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.