Which is strange, because I've only made three strips in the last six months.

....

Guess I'm pissing someone off. :-/

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Hey, mang, be happy with what you got. A three starr-er like me with like, 34 votes has no chance of ever getting up to four, much less five.

Well, I don't understand the ratings system here. boinky is one of the best strippers on this site and only has four stars. You rock and you only have four.

I'm the best stripper this site has ever seen, and I've only got three. Hell, even Kajun has four stars! Who'd have thought anyone would have rated him THAT high?

Anyway, your best shot at five starshood in my opinion, is to make comics and be unobtrusive in the forums. If you're a loudmouth like me, it makes people biased against your comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I have a number of seemingly positive comments on my info page, yet only three stars. So the people who don't like me and/or my comics seem to be somewhat more passionate about it than those who do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

P.S. Just a reminder -- it's never too late for those who gave me a "bad" or "okay" vote to go back and upgrade it to "good." And I believe that, deep down in your heart of hearts, you know you should.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Quitcher bitching and check your score.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Yay! Thanks! You're cooler than "The Fonz."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

No he isn't.

Okay then, he's cooler than "The Big Ragu."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

NO WAY!

Inflate, Kajun, and Boinky all had two good votes from me before Brad decided I'm not twice as important as single donors. I've done all I can do.

Thanks, Accentuate. You rock my world long time!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

"If everybody loves you, you're probably an idiot." - Gene Simmons of KISS

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Even though the whole rating system is a big phooey, I just kicked a good vote Bunner's way. He has more comic talent in his little finger than the average person has in thier's.

Sadly, it didn't help.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

It's all about the love, man. The bling aint the thing, it's the love.

Thanks, Z.

Much love.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Unless, of course, EVERYBODY thinks you're wonderful, then... see three posts up.

: )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

W00T -- I'm a three star man now myself.
Make room baby! Zaster's jumpin' on board the Mediocrity Express.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I voted Mikey "good", so there must be people here who like him less than I do. I don't know how that's possible.

Four stars, Zaster.

I kicked you props for this comic, especially:

[Click to view comic: 'Another Turd From Our Sponsors']

I almost, literally, spat Diet Pepsi all over my CRT.

Funny.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Zaster is quite funny.

I am not gay, though.

Figure it out.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I believe I am not only doomed with my rating forever but maybe deserve it. Hey, deep down, those stars mean more to me than...well...you get it, don't you?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Yeah, but YOU deserve it.

I know y'all gots much mo' love than that fo' li'l ol' me.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Bah, I knew it.

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Everyone who complains about ratings gets a bad rating from me. Except Inflate 'cause he's a pimp.

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Batman created by Bob Kane