My Town Is Under Water. by NooniePuuBunny 9-08-04

Our top story tonight is Hurricane Francis, which is now dumping water over most of Western North Carolina. Most of North Canton and Clyde are now facing flooding from the Pigeon River. Our roving reporter Steve is on the scene now. Steve? Thanks, Marla. Sir, could you explain how bad the flooding is right now?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Ha ha, he's drowning! That'll teach him to live next to the Pigeon River!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Luckily, I live on a hill, so the flooding didnt reach me.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Is it true that people who grow up on the side of a hill walk with a limp?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I walk with a limp because I destroyed my knee in marching band. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Noonie,

Are you really a "band F@g" from North Carolina?

And you doubt my homosexuality!
Haaaaaa

now if only noonie were a boy

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I wouldn't do him even if I was a homosexual man.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

wait, when you say "him" do you mean winkingjesus....or me?

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winkingjesus of course. You i'd consider breifly before rejecting ^_^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

SCROE!

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It's funny because Satan is punishing Florida.

If you do not start making sense, the pointed bony thing with five toes inside my boot will soon connect quite sharply with the soft, dangly collection of objects in your trousers.