Sally's Moral Quandary Pt 1 by LuminousAether 9-08-04

Sally's first rock and roll concert Oh baby rock me hard momma... *crackle* RAWK! The Screeching Fagbashers RULE! I AM PLEASED THAT YOU LIKE THE MUSIC. Hell yeah! It totally gets me pumped to have illicit sex, consume drugs, and sin without impunity!!!! HAIL SATAN!!! RAWK!!!! LIKE SWEET MUSIC TO MY EARS. YOU WILL ENJOY THIS MUSIC IN HELL, WHERE YOU WILL ROT FOR ETERNITY.

Sally's Moral Quandary Pt 2 by LuminousAether 9-08-04

I have seen Hell, and it is California What's up J-Rock? Stifle thy tongue, Hell-bound sinner! THIS SLUT ENGAGED IN SODOMY WITH MYSELF. ROAST HER FLESH OFF! I shall use three-pronged whips to scour the flesh from her pasty and unappealing rear half! Goddamn! It's like I never left home... Hold thy thoughts, lest I come down from this cross and stun thee!

Sally's Moral Quandary Pt 3 by LuminousAether 9-08-04

A subterranean journey through a dystopian nightmare This cave smells like rotten asshole! What's up, Towlie! My first virgin! Their words were true! Praise be to Allah, he provides my every need! Virgin? I'm whatever you want me to be, sex-AY! In that case, fine wench, I want you to be my doormat! Doggy style! *BARK* *BARK* Fuck for Allah!

Sally's Moral Quandary, Pt 4 by LuminousAether 9-08-04

Infinity in purgatory Damn, I could use a cig right now. Habib sure can hit it! Ah ha ha! I hear you put out dollface! Satan's minions have tired of prodding my buttocks with hot irons. Care to lick my oozing wounds? Only if you have a cigarette... Yes, I do happen to have one. It is in my middle pocket, which must be unzipped. Careful, it is tender and hot. Damn, this is one tightly rolled cigarette! I think I will need a few.

Sally's Moral Quandary, Pt 5 by LuminousAether 9-08-04

Hell brings out the best in us Is this thing on? *crackle* *squeel* *kshkshskhs* Ok. My name is Sally, and I am addicted to Satan's cock. I know, I know, it's a sin, but they never told you that it tastes like a strawberry lollypop, now did they?

It would please me to receive valuable feedback.

How about some invaluable feedback instead?

I think Pt 5 is excellent and the others weren't bad.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I disagree with niteowl.

I think that part 5 was pretty damn good, but the others were meh.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I found this series imaginative and somewhat enjoyable.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.