Hitler's School Daze 1 by biped 9-12-04

Well, Hitler, once again you've given us the absolute crappiest oral report of the entire school year. Aw, geez... All this endless nonsense about Aryan superiority, and "destiny" this, and "Mein Kampf" that -- GRRRRRR! SOMEDAY I'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, AND YOU'LL BE SORRY! That's quite enough, young man! You just earned a week's detention in "concentration class." SOMEDAY I'LL SEND YOU TO CONCENTRATION CLASS, YOU OLD -- ulp! Your shrewish dominance made me h-horny...

Hitler's School Daze 2 by biped 9-12-04

Hi, Hitler! Would you like to play tag, or dollies, or -- This is MY playground! Mine! MINE!!! Whatever you say! I'll go away if you want... YOU'D BETTER, YOU -- ulp! Your simpering submissiveness has set my ball aflame with desire! It did? What should I do? Oh, just keep looking at me all simpery-like, and... unnh... unnnnhhh... UNNNNGGGGHH!!! W-would you like to be my girlfriend, Eva?

Hitler's School Daze 3 by biped 9-12-04

All right, children. This is "concentration class", so you all must behave and study quietly, or -- NO!!! I will NOT behave and study quietly! I will lead a VIOLENT REVOLT against YOU and the REST of the STUPID FACULTY! GRRRRRRR!!! Oh? Well in that case, maybe I'd better just get my paddle out and tear your little butt up right now. How would you like that, Mr. Big Boy Hitler? OH YEAH? I'D --I'D-- ULP! I just gobbed in my pants...! WHAT? Oh, you're DEFINITELY going to get a spanking for THIS, Hitler! OH BOY -- uh -- er -- could you wait about ten or fifteen minutes?

Hitler's School Daze 4 by biped 9-12-04

Well? How was school today, Hitler? SHUT UP, MOM!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!! Stupid mom! Making me stand here in this dark room, all alone... like she was the big boss of me or something... umnn... err... BAD HITLER... NAUGHTY HITLER... YOU MUST BE PUNISHED... OH YEAH!!! DO IT, MOM, DO IT!!! SPANKEE-SPANKEE!!! OH MY GAAWWD -- UNNNGGGHHH!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped, you genius.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I hate you because I didn't think of "concentration class" first. Of course you know, this means war.

Make love, not war.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

OK

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The other replies were nice, but this one just seemed to jump right out at me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Not you. I was talking to the two of them. Thats right, you two. Now get in there and go at it.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Popcorn please! I love a comedy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm going to wage war with biped... by comic! You'll see! I'm making a fort of asian girls! YOU'LL SEE!!

Furthermore,

OH!!! WHAT'S JAMES WOODS GONNA PULL OUTTA HIS STOMACH!?!? A TAPE, PERHAPS!!!??! A GUN!?!? WHO KNOWS?!?!? LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!!!

I think he's playing pocket pool with his inner goodies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

quote:

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I'm going to wage war with biped... by comic! You'll see! I'm making a fort of asian girls! YOU'LL SEE!!

Furthermore,

OH!!! WHAT'S JAMES WOODS GONNA PULL OUTTA HIS STOMACH!?!? A TAPE, PERHAPS!!!??! A GUN!?!? WHO KNOWS?!?!? LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!!!

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This is my representative in such matters. He would be happy to kiss possums.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This is my representative in such matters. She would be happy to make biped up.

Believe me, this picture is tame. I'm sparing you, mang.

Truly genius. I needed the laugh.

Thank you. I found your post to be refreshingly non-horrifying.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ummm...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ugh!

The two representatives are breeding like bunnies! Run! Run! Biological Warfare!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.