scandal at nintendo by TheBigJE 9-13-04

a man known only as "captain olimar" was taken into custody today by police, olimar has allegedly been capturing small creatures called pikmin and using them as slaves police say olimar has been linked to the crime syndicate most widely known as "nintendo" i for one hope that sick bastard gets the chair

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

heh heh

You gotta play pikmin to get that though..

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PRAISE ME! I! AM THE RULER... OF THE UNI- aw damn a dog crapped on my shoe.

And if you don't play pikmin -- well, then, it just sorta sucks.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.