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Mr. Wonderful
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You probably won't get any of these.
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| Are you inviting Chip to the big keg party tonight? | |
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| Of course! When Chip gets tanked up, he's the proverbial "life of the party"! | |
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| Well, you'd better have a first aid kit and some bandages handy! | |
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| No shit! Remember the time he tried to dive off the boathouse, and landed face-first on the dock? HYUCK HYUCK! | |
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| You probably didn't "get" this comic, because you don't know Chip. | |
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| Yeah! It's an "inside joke", STUPID! | |
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| Wow! We've never been to the 7th Level Of Impending Doggy Vomit before! | |
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| We'd better pray to Yorkus Yarshkin for a safe passage! HAIL, YORKUS YARSHKIN! BLUMPTY-BLUMPTY-BLARF! | |
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| Wait... did you say "BLUMPTY-BLUMPTY-BLARF"? It's supposed to be "BLUMPTY-BLUMPTY-BLURF"! | |
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| OH SHIT! PLEASE DON'T KILL MY GRANDMA, LORD YARSHKIN! HABBABA! HABBABA! | |
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| You probably didn't "get" this comic, because you don't play "Fluffy-Tech Warrior Kitty-Cat Zone:The Penultimate Final Apocalypse II." | |
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| Yeah! It's an "inside joke", you FUCKING DUMBASS! | |
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| When I died, I entered a tunnel of bright white light. You? | |
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| Nope. I fell through a dark, malodorous pit of horror and despair. | |
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| Bummer. Guess you didn't get to see your deceased loved ones, either. | |
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| Oh, I saw 'em, all right. Believe me, they were ALL there. | |
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| You probably didn't "get" this comic, because you've never died and then risen from the grave as a zombie. | |
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| Yeah! It's an "inside joke", you MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS DICKHEAD! | |
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| Well, I micro-adjusted all the electro-magnetic metabolizers in the transmographical ionic supercharger, like you said. | |
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| Good! Let's go to lunch! I hear that new Italian place down the street is very good! | |
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| Italian? What a coincidence! The man who INVENTED the transmographical ionic supercharger was Italian! | |
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| No, he wasn't! You're thinking of Tony Danza! | |
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| You probably didn't "get" this comic, because you aren't a Tony Danza-obsessed nuclear physicist working on a top-secret government project involving transmographical ionic superchargers. | |
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| Yeah! It's an "inside joke"! And you're a BRAINLESS, HORSE-FACED FUCKHEAD with a TINY DICK! | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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