It's the smell. I can't stand it.

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It's grime time.

I can't stand the smell either. It just makes me gag. And if I'm around a woman wearing some awful watermelon-smelling perfume or body wash or whatever, I just want to vomit right in her face.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That and you hang around chicks with vomit-fetishes.

I hate watermellon because of the texture.

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Poop.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Actual watermelons themselves aren't nasty, nor do they really smell gross.

It's that manufactured, watermelonesque smell from perfumes, watermelon-flavored bubblegum, and the like that have that cringe-inducing quality to it. Blame the "Flavor Corridor", which is the main stretch of I-95 through northern New Jersey. This is where about 90% of the world's "flavor" is researched and produced, including the "beef" flavor of McDonald's "hamburgers". It's also one of the main reasons it fucking smells when you hit Jersey.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Actual watermelons themselves aren't nasty, nor do they really smell gross.

It's that manufactured, watermelonesque smell from perfumes, watermelon-flavored bubblegum, and the like that have that cringe-inducing quality to it.

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To me, the actual watermelons and their smell are revolting. I hate cantelopes, too, and any other members of the melon or lope families.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Cantaloupes make me ill, too. The smell is nauseating.

Not watermelons, though.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You ever drill a hole into a watermelon and fill it with Enron annual report pages slimed over with axle grease?

Goooooood times.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I actually prefer the artificial watermelon flavour/smell to the real one...

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Poop.

Artificial watermelon flavor and smell is that of rancid tomatoes.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

CAUTION: Watermelon may explode.

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What others say about boorite!

That is freaking awesome boo.

Exploding fruit rocks.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.