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Velvet Elvis by toy79bird 9-26-04

Daddy, guess what? Me an' grandpa just watched that new Jesus movie. Is it true that cuz you're a Jew and me and mommy aren't, that you are going to Hell because you killed Jesus? Huh?...Is it? Hmm, I wonder how long has it's been since our last garage sale? Murderer...

Velvet Elvis II by toy79bird 9-26-04

Take me to your leader... Hi there, little guy. My name is Mel. You lookin for me?   ?

Velvet Elvis III by toy79bird 9-26-04

Hey Ted, check it...my dad just bought this velvet Elvis painting at a garage sale, man. Thing is so goddam ugly. then he told me he killed Jesus cuz he's a Jew, ha ha. Whoa. Then he asks me if I know the diffference between the painting of Elvis, and Jesus Christ. Know what he said? What? It only takes ONE nail to hang a picture of Elvis. Whoa.....your old man is definitely goin to Hell.

Thanks for readin.