I am sure you guys have all seen those stupid new bank commercials on TV, where somebody fucks up real bad, and then says "thank you", and somehow that miraculously makes everything okay again.
Well, the following strips are MY contribution to that medium.
Enjoy.

"Thank you" by toy79bird 9-27-04

Hey Todd, I just thought I'd let you know...I stole your car, knocked up your girlfriend, and beat up your mother. Jim, that really sucks. I mean, I thought we were friends, man. What do you have to say for yourself? Umm.........thank you? Cool. Let's go get a beer.

"Thank you" - the sequel. by toy79bird 9-27-04

What's wrong, Bobby? I can't believe you just hacked up my fucking family with a chainsaw, and walked outta my house like nothing happened? Why would you do that to me? Why, why, WHYYY??? Umm.....thank you? Cool. Let's go get a beer!

"Thank you" -Last chapter. by toy79bird 9-27-04

CBS Headline News now goes live to anchorman Ted Koppell for an exclusive interview with Osama Bin Laden... Osama, what do you have to say about these heinous crimes you've commited against America and humanity in general? Translated: Osama simply answers: "Thank you." Umm...a-boo-giddy-boogedy-boo. Well...I think America will truly forgive you now, sir. -----Let's go get a beer.-------Back to you, Connie.