Transvestite Penguin by mew9999 9-27-04

HOLY CRAP!!!! . . . are you a transvestite penguin? Go fuck yourself.

Pedophiles and Soap by mew9999 9-27-04

You're an asian girl. Asian girls are sexy. I'm a KID, you pedophile! But officer, I'm not a pedophile! In the car, asshole. Could you pick up that soap? Ninth time this fucking week

I know it's all been done before. But hey, maybe the transvestite penguin was slightly original. If not demented.

I read all of your comics, and they neither killed me nor saddened my cats.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.