Dubya v. Saddam: Whom do you root for here? by CHUBBY 9-17-04

Dubya for the persecution. Hello, Boss! You're an impostorizor! Saddam has no beard! This? I grew it in the spiderhole. I kept it because the chicks dig it! You're in an all-male prison. They told me they were chicks.

Dubya v. Saddam II: The sequel! by CHUBBY 9-17-04

You have no authority here. I don't recognize you. I'm Dubya! I know who you are. I just don't recognize you. Hey, what are you trying to do, set up an insanity defense? "Order! Order!" Scotch rocks for me and French horses for my men. See what the boys in the bathroom will have.

Dubya v. Saddam III: Doing his best to conceal it by CHUBBY 9-17-04

Aren't I entitled to a jury of my peers? Why, do you know twelve other greedy despots? No, just you. Are you trying to show contempt for this court? No, just you. Your horror, I'm objectionable.

Dubya v. Saddam IV: Baghdad punishment by CHUBBY 9-17-04

Are you going to give me a fair trial and then shoot me? What makes you think you'll get capital punishment? Are you kidding me? When you were governor of Texas, you execute so many people they replaced the electric chair with an electric sectional sofa! What am I charged with? In America, diaperhead, a proposition is something we never, ever end a sentence with. Oh. Excuse me. What am I charged with, ASSHOLE?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx