John Ashcroft: The Wonder Years by CHUBBY 9-17-04

While I'm gone, Johnny will be in charge. If anyone misbehaves, write his name on the board, Johnny. Hey, ASS-croft! After school, you are a dead man! After school... You guys will pay for this!

John Ashcroft: The Wonder Years, Part 2 by CHUBBY 9-17-04

As you know, Johnny, your opponent in the student council presidential race died in an accident last week. I guess that makes me a lock then, eh? Well, no, actually, he still won in a landslide! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You guys will pay for this!

John Ashcroft: The Wonder Years, Part 3 by CHUBBY 9-17-04

Myrtle Mae, can I stick my tongue in your mouth? No, Johnny. Why not? All the other boys do! I think of you as a friend. WHORE! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

John Ashcroft: The Wonder Years, Part 4 by CHUBBY 9-17-04

Anyone who commits treason should be severely punished! We shouldn't even have to charge them or anything! Just lock 'em away forever. Or kill 'em. But the Confederates were ok, I guess.

John Ashcroft: The Wonder Years, Part 5 by CHUBBY 9-17-04

,,,and one is five. I am thanking you very much. That was a sawbuck I gave you! No, it was a five. See? You lying, thieving sand nigger! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

How far off do you think I am?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx