Praise be to God our Saviour, who daily bears our burdens... by NooniePuuBunny 9-29-04

So how was your day? Lemmie put it to you this way, Mom... Rough day at work? Yeah. Its times like these that I can apply a Bible verse to... "Slaves, obey your masters..."

My Day At Work by NooniePuuBunny 9-29-04

Noonie, go pick up that box over there... Yes Ma'am. ...and while you're at it, take that trash can and empty it out, and redesign this form 30 times, and copy this book 26 times, brew me tea, and redesign that whole form again, it looks awful... ...and sweep the porch off, and vaccuum the facility, and I thought I told you to pick up that box! Are you even listening, Noonie?! And work faster!!! Pick up the dead leaves.. and PICK UP THAT BOX! You know, Noonie, you really need to relax a bit more. You're shaking like a nervous wreck....

Actual Conversations at Work Theatre by NooniePuuBunny 9-29-04

May I help you? Yes, I'm here to help with a drapery problem. I'm sorry. My employer will have to call you on that one. We thought you were going to come earlier to fix the curtains. Oh thats quite all right... I just didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

You can have my brain juice. I don't need it.

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Get Your War On

The last one had a pun in it! I recognized it right away! That makes me an official pun-recognizer!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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The last one had a pun in it! I recognized it right away! That makes me an official pun-recognizer!

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o_o; The sad part about that comic was that it actually happened.

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