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HOT DATE by bubba889988 10-01-04

I going out with 'Teve Traversy Friday night! Ah-so! Tell me what will happen Kiko? He say he want give me his seed! He must be gardener! What kind of seed he want give you? He no say, but he promise to plant it in my colon! Ouch! I hope they not watermelon seeds!

I like these better.

Roach Love by bubba889988 3-05-02

Greetings.... What the? Rather than infest your home with hundreds of roaches, you have been selected to merely have your place infested by one colossally large insect...myself! hmmmm.... Did you bring any condoms?

Asshole Cop by bubba889988 3-05-02

Let me finish this ticket and you can get out of here.... Say officer...if I said you were an asshole...what would happen? I'd probably beat the crap out of you with my nightstick.... Well....what if I thought you was an asshole? I can't do anything about something you think. Cool.....in that case, I THINK YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Both were kind of telegraphed. Not quite as good as your usual work.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

Thanks for the encouragement biped.