Sexual Discoveries on the Value Menu by Enderandrew 10-06-04

I'm telling you, you shouldn't screw with the people who handle your food. It's just not a good idea. I ordered seasoned fries. I feel pretty safe that no one is going to stick their dick in my disgusting seasoned fries here. I've seen dicks stuck worse places, like my ex-girlfriend, that dick loving ho'. How can you talk that way about her? You slept with her, didn't you? That was different. I heard every 50th customer got a free pony ride. What, was gonorrhea a consolation prize? Hell, it comes with every combo meal here.

It seems some of my comics have been less than well received judging my by comments and votes. Others people seem to love. Well, let me know what you think of this one.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

I only get toys in my HappyMeals. Not fair.

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Get Your War On

The gonorrhea is a hidden treat. You have to shove the toys (made in Taiwan) in various orafices.

You see, there is no such thing as safe sex in Taiwan. And what better way to spread communicable diseases than with Pokemon toys.

Chlamydia, Charazar, what's the difference? Gotta catch 'em all!

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"Nihilism makes me smile."