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Mr. Wonderful
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| Mom! I don't like these "Instant Death" Flakes for breakfast! | |
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| Shut the fuck up, Timmy! Just SHUT -- THE FUCK -- UP! | |
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| FUCK YOU! I want my damn -- | |
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| Timmy, "FUCK YOU, MOM!!!" is the most popular show our public-access channel has ever had. I'd like to -- | |
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| Mommy, we're all out of "Instant Death" Flakes -- | |
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| SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! | |
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| "My mommy's a fucking cunt..." | |
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| Why, that little two-faced BITCH!!! | |
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| "Hitler's Ass" Flakes? What the FUCK?!? | |
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| They came outta HITLER'S ASS, FUCKHEAD! Now SHUT THE FUCK UP and EAT 'EM! | |
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| Me n' Timmy hate your fucking guts, Mommy, so we put rat poison in your coffee today. | |
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| WHY YOU LITTLE -- AAAAACK!!! ARRGGHHH!!! AAAAGGGHHH!!! | |
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| Yum-yum! These hamburgers we made out of Mom's ground-up corpse sure are good! | |
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| An' I made a dollhouse out of her head! The eye sockets are bay windows for Barbie! | |
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| Hi, kids! I decided to come home after fucking disease-ridden truck-stop whores for ten years! | |
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| Cool! Have a Mom-burger, Dad! | |
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| I farted you some french fries to go with it, Daddy! | |
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| No you didn't, sweetheart! That's just a stupid pretend thing that came out of your little dumbass mind! | |
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| What an asshole! Looks like we may have to kill Dad, too, huh, sis? | |
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| Yeah! I expect to get the "aw, that's cute!" treatment when I pretend to fart stuff for grown-ups! | |
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| Mmm-boy! Best hamburger I ever -- AAAAACK!!! ARRGGHHH!!! AAAAGGGHHH!!! | |
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| CHOKE ON IT, DAD! HA HA HAR! | |
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| We're...we're orphans now, sis... | |
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| Yeah...hey, let's go on a tri-state killing spree! | |
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| Darn, they caught us right before we killed an even fifty victims! That really bugs me! | |
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| Heck, we can kill people in here, too! Let's cut up that old bastard who wouldn't share his cigarettes with us! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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