Here is a heart warming peice of intelligent art. (Disreguard the fact that installment 5 was named 4 by mistake. I'm not dumb, just a tad fried right now...)

The Smell of the Limelight by NooniePuuBunny 10-08-04

Bob was your average lad. He listened to his parents.... Don't forget to change your underwear sweetie... ...he went to school... That was an excellent report, Mr. Bumgardner. ...but in his soul, he was a lad with an extrodinary talent... I, Bob Bumgardner, have the most musical ass in the world!

The Smell of the Limelight (2) by NooniePuuBunny 10-08-04

Bob was loved by all in his small town... I can't wait for your rectal recital friday evening. Yeah! Its gonna be a blast! ...He even went as far as to participate in the Anytown Symphony... Push your cheeks together a little more, Bob. You were flat on that G#. Yeah, sorry. Lost my bum-bichure... But Bob wanted so much more... You don't seem too happy. What's on your mind? All this is swell, but I want to be a fartist.

The Smell of the Limelight (3) by NooniePuuBunny 10-08-04

Bob Bumgardner. I was totally blown away by your show! Gee, thanks Mister. I am Vinnie Vagabunns, a hollywood talent agent with the nose that has sniffed out the big stars. You of course have heard of the famous Farty Marty McGee, havent you? He's only one of my favorite fartists in the biz! He's the top of the heap! And it was that moment that Bob's life changed forever... And you're next, Bob m'boy! I want to give you the chance of a lifetime! Stick with me and they'll smell you round the world!

The Smell of the Limelight (4) by NooniePuuBunny 10-08-04

The day before Bob left home, he gave a tearful goodbye to his Mom... This is my big chance to make a stink in Hollywood. The chance I've been waiting for. If you feel thats the way you need to go, don't let me stop you. I know its your dream to be one of the greats. Thanks Mom. I promise to write you a smellogram as soon as I get there! Take care, dearie. Remember I will always love you no matter what you do. I hope that boy remembered to change his underwear...

The Smell of the Limelight (4) by NooniePuuBunny 10-08-04

Everything seemed to be going great for Bob until the audition... You have excellent credentials. But lets see what you've got. Erm, sure! Yeah! I can do this! Its just like any recital I've performed at. Hrrgh! Something was obviously wrong.... Pineapples?! I swear this has never happened before...

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Smell of the Limelight (5) by NooniePuuBunny 10-08-04

After he flopped his audition, Bob could only find work as a gay porn star... Okay! This is the scene where the goat gets tentacle raped while Bob shits pineapples on Captain Wanker's face... I miss my family... *bleats* And that was when he realized that being a big stink in holly wood wasn't so great... God, Kill me now...

The Smell of the Limelight (6) by NooniePuuBunny 10-08-04

So Bob decided to leave the city for his flatulent little house in Anytown... Since I've lost my talent, I'm going back home to where people love me for who I am, not how I smell... Yeah sure whatever kid. I aint got all day. The meter's gonna be runnin if you're planning a monolouge... Just as he stepped through the door of his home after his long journey, an amazing miracle happened... What's this?! I can fart again! My gasseous talent has returned! fin~ Did you learn anything in the big city, dearie? Sure did! Home is where the fart is!!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Nothing beats a good, long, smelly fart joke. Fart-tastic.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ha! That's cute in a way.

Radical!

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