Didn't have a thread with this one so I figured I might as well.

Because I can.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 1 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. IM From Vampireyes. Aw crap. Here we go again. For more info, and to see these logs yourself... "I know your life is empty without me" Riiiiight. www.lackofoxygen.net/jennypoo/neighbor.html "well your surely going to the catholic version of hell" Oh please. Like I didn't already know that.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 2 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "who are your bitch ass enemies attacking me?" Other than her? For more info, and to see these logs yourself... "you are a lieing pathetic looser" I'm "looser?" www.lackofoxygen.net/jennypoo/neighbor.html "I DON'T LIE" ROFL!!!!

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 3 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "I love too easily" Yeah, you easily love every guy you meet. "You are a lesbian STALKER. nobody wants you. Go die in a ditch somewhere." Wait...am I a lesbian who stalks or a stalker of lesbians? "only poop came from my place" Ewwwwww...

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 4 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "do you even remember any feelings before I hated you?" Of course not. You are my whole world. "are you so shallow so empty, so void of feeling, so ndead" What's "ndead"? "dead" Ah. Gotcha.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 5 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "kitty Kat I miss talkinf toyou" Well I sure don't miss it. Also note: I'm not responding to these, just having an internal monologue. "know you haveno soul" Well duh, I sold it to Brad when I joined StripCreator. "HEKKI>>>>>>>>>" Mekka lekka hi mekka hidey ho to you too.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 6 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "I'm sorry that your life revoles around me" But...YOU are the one that IMs ME! I could block her. But where's the fun in that? "why do you have the need to habitualy haunt me?" Again... "why the hell can't you leave me alone?" Christ on a stick, woman! You're defeating yourself with no help from me!

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 7 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "so I guess everyone that meets you hates yoiu" Obviously. That's why I have no friends, remember? All her IMs are accurate. Copied directly from the logs. "stop stalking me" You missed the Logic Train again, sweetheart. Cause the truth is much funnier than fiction. "thief degenerate" I am so bad. Spank me!

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 8 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "bitch" I am awed by your creative insults. "psycho" Thank you. "psycho bitch" Oooo! Two insults in one! You are so clever!

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 9 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "me just sitting here and hopeing that you will get your brain back" But I have brains. The CAT scans are proof! "well there is something "evil" about me that you wish not to include in your new things" What? She actually grasped a concept?? "hmmm well look into your past and find who is the real person" Guess not.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 10 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IM's I've received from her. "look if you want me to try and be a lesbian, I'm more than willing to try" Not sure I want to know where this is going... "I totally love you and an jealous of all others you hang out with, I tthink thats love" Ewwwwwwww! There are some things that require more than therapy. "eVER FEEL LIKE YOU JUST NEED TO BE FUCKED? NOT LOVED NOT MADE LOVE TO JUST FUCKED?" AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 11 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "only that people who believe in evil are wrong and evil, cause they brought that into thier lived" Um... "tell the truth or else have it come down on you" Praise the Lord! www.lackofoxygen.net/jennypoo/neighbor.html "why are you harrassing me?" Again, the Logic Train has left...

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 12 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "look psycho you want me soooo bad" I soooo do not! Also note: I haven't responded to her IMs in a long time... "ARE YOU CLEAR?????" No, I'm opaque. Which pisses her off even more... "are you going to respond or simply be your neglentant self?" I'm not going to respond. It's funnier watching you scream all night.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 13 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "you fucking leach" Yawn. I'm gonna get some lunch. "what is your major damage?" "so glad I'm not your friend anymore" Oh poor me. Whatever will I do?

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 14 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "you pathetic piece of bad karma" She goes through phases... "well at least you contradict yourself and addmit it" What a wonderful thing to wake up to. She's been at this all night. This is the insult phase. "why won't you move or die or something? I'm gonna go shopping.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 15 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "such peace you have to tread upon me? I'm out shopping. "you know all I need is for you to get a fucking life" La dee da. "and leave me alone as I have you"

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 16 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "remember how you didn't care when I was in the hospital almost dead?" Enter the guilt phase... "being on an IV for five days" With added insults. "I almost fucking died bitch"

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 17 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "I never wished anything upon you" Back from shopping... "I always wishwished you well" Wow! So much good stuff while I was out! Oh, it's the whiny I've-Always-Been-Good-To-You Phase "I wished you well in your own realm" Wait...didn't she tell me to die earlier?

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 18 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "well I have grown tired of your attemts to harm me" Damn! I knew I shouldn't have hired those budget assassains! Now it's the martyr phase... "and I do wish you would move because it has become hard liveing next to you" Right. 'Cause minding my own business makes it so hard... "as I have ignored you and not seen you but yet you still defamed my garage, so WHY?" ...How does a garage get defamed?

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 19 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "so it was a cult thing, then everyone knew yoiur evil ways?" Cult... Logic Train left again... "well your the one who thinks I have a delusional mind" Must...resist...speaking ...the...obvious! "and why aren't we friends?" I need a drink...this is too much...

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 20 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "you don't work and all you know how to do is hurt people" That's because I'm Assistant Director of the of the CIA's Torture Department. I used to do contract work on the side for a metaphysical store in town. "the pagan shop will soon turn you out on your ass" Thanks for the tip. This is one of my favorite lines from her. "I will show them what you put in my garage and tell them how you have bad karma and are a bad person with a bad coven and soul Cause retailers listen to drunk nutjobs on how to run a business...

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 21 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "at least I know I have a soul and can create better shit thatn you pawn off" Dear Diary, I now know why I don't feel complete. I don't need a man, I need a soul! Now the I'm-Soooo-Much-Better-Than-You Phase... "oh hit a hot spopt" No. you're cold. VERY cold! Another favorite line... "is this hostility all because I'm sooooooooooo much skinnerier than you now?" ROFL!!!

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 22 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "bitch you think little symbols on my car will do anything" Wonder what's on tv... She thinks I vandalized her car... "grow up and move on" She never even made it to the Logic Train Station... "you want to talk to me so badlly it's sad" Oooo! MacGyver!!

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 23 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "poor baby whats wrong?" What a great MacGyver episode. Better see if psycho said anything more... "oh I have achieved silence" Whoa! She finally noticed I'm not responding to her! "wow thank the goddess for the truth" And goes right back into incoherent land...

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 24 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "and then she failed she failed" At what? "afraid to talk now" Mommy! I'm scaaaaared! www.lackofoxygen.net/jennypoo/neighbor.html "afraid to admit your bitchyness" No, I freely admit it.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 25 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "hello, I bring only peace" Take me to your leader... This is the I-Only-Want-To-Be-Your-Friend Phase... "look I miss you and our bOARD GAMES" I don't. Funny about that. "I love and miss you" Ewwwww!

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 26 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "silly girl if I can have a reptile on my shoulder you can respond to me" Why do you have a lizard on your neck? Wait...I don't want to know... Transition between phases... "if you won't talk to me them wjy are you obsessed with me???Q" Choo-choo! "please stop puttibg me on your high horse" WTF?

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 27 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "so you smelled something dead? ...am curios what it was" Must...not...respond... with...obvious...answer! Transition between phases... "I do I miss you a lot" Again... "but spending time down there is in the padt" Down where?

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 28 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "kitty kat, I dom't live here anymore, you could at least talk to me" I have better things to do. Like watch you make an ass of yourself. Transition between phases... "I have been away soooooo long" And I thank Satan every day for that. "you should miss me by now" Like I miss VD.

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 29 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

Note: These are real IMs I've received from her. "oh yeah your such a big girl you don't respond or talk to me, just e-mail me and torment me looser" Yay! I'm looser again! BAM! I'm evil again! "you are a pathetic sick indivual" Said the spider to the giant-ass boot. "are you so desperate or a friend that you can't give up on me" I think I'll mail her a map to the Logic Train Station...

Adventures of My Crazy Ex-Neighbor 30 by ivytheplant 11-29-03

So, some might read these last comics as me being obsessed with my crazy ex-neighbor. Quite the opposite. I use things in my life to make strips and what better material than a lunatic who plagues me? I haven't talked to this woman in a while. I haven't even seen her in person in over a year. Yet she still IMs me despite my lack of response. And then she rants about how I'm obsessed with her. www.lackofoxygen.net/jennypoo/neighbor.html "sad sad little girl, oops I ment big girl, oops I ment fat ass scary girl that no one would ever want" Would you shut up for a minute you freaking whore!? It's amazing all the things I've supposedly done to her. Each new mark against her becomes more and more fantastical. I'm like some demented supervillain that lives to make her (our hero) miserable. I was thinking of writing a book based on this, but I think StripCreator is a much more interesting way of doing it. Plus, it gave me enough material to hit 200 comics before November ended. Yay!