The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 36 by BobRogers 10-31-04

A bright idea, teaching Dave how to make his own cartoons starts off innocntly enough... Strip Creator is a great place to make my own cartoons I can express myself any way I want to. I can even say "fuck" if I feel like it and no one cares. Dave is really into the whole personal experssion thing and is laughing at himself, a rare thing for him. I don't have to worry about being inarticulate or a bad speller because so is everybody else on this web site. This place is perfect... Bob thinks he's the only one that can do this... You're EVIL, DJ! Stowbi, UNBAN ME from B2G! It's piracy, I tell ya! The scene is set for a cosmic confrontation... Well that's it. 12 funny cartoons and one bad one. All done. I'd really like to get rid of the bad one. I wonder how to do that. I know. I'll go to the FORUM and ask some of the Strip Creator regulars how to delete a comic I don't want...

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 37 by BobRogers 10-31-04

Simulated here in Virtual Reality - Dave asks a simple question in one of the forums... ATTN: HOW DO YOU DELETE A COMIC THAT YOU DON'T WANT??? PLZ EMAIL ME @ JD@JDPLVY.COM How do you delete a user you don't want? Others chime in... I know this is a silly question, but why do you want people to e-mail you instead of just answering you in the thread? I think that brad should ban anyone who asks any question already answered in the FAQ... or the updated FAQ when he gets around to it. Dave is quick to anger. It is his nature, of course to believe he is always right... [color=red] BECAUSE I DONT COME HERE THAT OFTEN, THAT'S WHY YO STUPID &%^^%$*&*^%*#&%#&$%^*^%$^*^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color] So you want people to e-mail their answers to you so that you don't have to bother to come here to read them?

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 38 by BobRogers 10-31-04

Word spreads quickly. A telepathic Troll Alert flows like the Johnstown flood outward across the Kingdom of SC. Assemble the ninions of Hell. There's a newbie on the "Fights go here" board. Right away, Boss Meanwhile, back at the Forum... What a smelly troll.... I've got it! He's my Crazy Ex-Neighbor in disguise! That explains his cluelessness. I love people who start new threads and want you to email them because they don't want to bother reading the thread for responses. Let the Rape begin. HOW COME MY QUESTION WAS ""NOT"" ANSWERD???

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 39 by BobRogers 10-31-04

The explosion is quick and violent. JDplvy is attacked on all sides by a veritable armada of witty, sharp, articulate and seasoned fighters... FUKHEAD S2P WHINNG!1!!!11 WTF IF U RILLY WANTED HELP U SHUD HAEV ASK3D A SNGLE PERSON NOT PUT IT IN A THREAD!1111!1 WTF OR R3AD TEH FUKNG FAQ U FUKNG FUKH3AD!1!11!! OMG LOL TEH R3ST OF US FUKNG READ I You are a primitive moron who doesn't seem to be able to comprehend the most basic of ideals. He tries gamely to fight back but is quickly overcome by college educated intellect at it's razor sharpest Who are you? Is your caps lock key broken? Why can't you spell "answered"?Does your mother know that you have her AOL password? SINCE YOU PPL SEEM TO F**KING MOCK ME, LAUGH @ ME, RIDUCLE ME, MAKE FUN OF ME etc etc etc... YOU PPL HAVE NO BRAINS WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!! SO GO F**KYOURSELVS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PPL ARE LIKE ANIMALS!!!!! The heat of combat can be felt from Ottawa to London... Can't we at least get some good trolls in here once in a while? This like amatuer night in retardoville. You can call him a retard, or a troll, but a girl? HOW DARE YOU!

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The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 40 by BobRogers 10-31-04

In the beginning was the word. And the word was BRAD. And BRAD looked across the chaos and darkness and saw that JDPLVY was being shredded even unto being blasted into oblivion by SC Irregulars I am BRAD, thy GOD and thou shalt listen to me... Suffer not the TROLL among ye... but for one chromosone there goeth ye also... Thus speaketh the Lord... JDPLVY is banned!

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 41 by BobRogers 10-31-04

In the aftermath of JDPLVY being banned, much discussion bantered across the ruined landscape The battered and sodomized remains of JDPLVY lay motionless, his soul having been banned from Strip Creator.com forever... while those who dispatched him to Hell return to happy contemplation of life the Universe and everything.  42  Tobor got itch from Troll Fungus

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 42 by BobRogers 10-31-04

The tombstone reads: "Here lies JDPLVY, Troll, destroyed by his fellows on a comedy roll, died without a single sound, but soon will be coming back around..." Soon I will have another identity... And THEN I@W4WILL HABVE MY REVENGE!!! He looks different now. Can he remain anonymous? Will he get banned again? Only BRAD knows.... SC Forum ... May I help you? MUA HA AH AHA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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That was very entertaining. And I got to guest-star in one panel as "the scientist."

Okay, that's the last time I care to think about jdplvy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your kind assessment is appreciated.

Strip creation is almost always a hit or miss thing.

Nice that you did not see me as crashing and burning

Bob

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That was more exposure than Jdplvy deserved.

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Because it's good for wrestling. . .

True. But when life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

Thanks for giving us a pitcher of delicious lemonade, BobRogers. That was a very entertaining series.

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A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 49 by BobRogers 11-06-04

The sun rises on the morning after the Great JDPLVY StripCreator massacre... A voice echoes urgently, but quietly through the streets of Pleasant Valley, NY, followed by another more feminine voice... Dave. JDPLVY! Wake up, Dave. It's 6AM. Time to get up. There are message boards to be wrecked... Dave.... Oh, crap. Stupid intercom. Paging Satan. Call for Satan on the Hot-Line. Answer right away. CRIPES! Who could be calling this time of morning. Fricking tele- marketers! How did they get this number? It's unlisted! HELLO? Speak UP. This connection is really HELLISH! Hello? Lucifer? This is God. I'm calling from the cell phone. Can you hear me? Can you hear me now? Oh. God. Right. Um... Dude! You haven't called in a really long time. Wazzup, big guy? What can I do for you? Need somebody tested? That JOB fella was sure a hard case wasn't he? Actually, I'm calling about JDPLVY!

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 50 by BobRogers 11-06-04

A discussion between Good and Evil is taking place on the hotline between Heaven and Hell. I want you to lay off JDPLVY for a while. You've been getting inside his head, causing him to be angry all the time and generally frigging with his life... But Big Guy, that's what you pay me to do. My whole job in infinity is to keep JDPLVY trolling and also to keep Boorite from EVER getting laid.. Well, diggit. You're interfering with free will. You got Dave kicked off Strip Creator and all his comics erased. You caused HUNDREDS of people to be pissed off at him from ever corner of comixland. It wasn't me. I swear I was in OHIO stuffing boxes with Bush ballots. Bush and Satan in 04, I've said all along... Cut the comedy, Beelzebub. That whole JDPLVY affair had your fingerprints all over it. You've been using your Chaotic powers to disrupt Strip Creator. That simply will not do. Do I make myself clear? Ok. Sure. You're Creator and Master of the Universe. Can I still keep Boorite from getting laid? I mean, technically, that's a GOOD deed. Should get me points on karma...

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 51 by BobRogers 11-06-04

After God hangs up... I hope that didn't count against peak minutes. Great Long Distance plan, but bogus on the time... OK now, Mr. PLVY is there anything else I can do for you? Umm... yeah. I always wondered what you really look like. And can you get me unbanned from DJ Massala's Message Board and Boards to go? And could you SMITE BobRogers for me? OK. (1) This is what I really look like. And (2) No way, Jose' even GOD doesn't carry enough weight to get you unbanned from those places and (3) I really don't ordinarily SMITE on request, but ... At the Rogers Estate in California Why am I a snowman? I was just sitting watching Star Trek and I suddenly felt... smitten. Somehow JDPLVY is behind all this! DAMN YOU JD! I'll get you and you little dog... Twice smitten

These stories are fact based. Only the names are changed. there are no innocents.

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The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 52 by BobRogers 11-06-04

Elsewhere, Boorite is having problems of his own... One minute I was in my den, crusing this hot number.. I was almost THERE... and the next minute I'm in the middle of ... Say, where AM I in the middle of anyhow? And where are my PANTS? and my VIAGRA? When I find out who's responsible for this, HEADS WILL ROLL! Agggggggggggggggg!

Epilogue

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

I didn't get the epilouge, but besides that, I loved that comic. It was hilarious!

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A nerd and proud of it!

The epilogue (last comic) wrapped up the hanging detail.

Thanks for the feedback. I am officially wearing my happy face!

(Graphic of me wearing happy face)

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Boorite Meets JDPLVY Pt 1 by BobRogers 11-10-04

Boorite finds himself in the unique position of being in the epilogue to the latest "Message Board Dave" adventure... All alone in Yellowstone National Park with no trousers and only the one beer to keep me company... How has my life come to this? Give me a second to materialize and I will explain it all to you. Who in the blue hell are you? What are you doing in my 3 panel strip? I am JDPLVY. I am considered by some people to be the single most annoying person on planet earth ... a bonified 14 karat gold plated superstar of trolls. You putz! You're interfering with my strip. Do you know how long I waited in that stupid menu for someone to come along and STAR ME in an adventure (although I was hoping for something more tropical). That's my job, yo! To be as obnoxious, self centered and annoying as any 13 people who have ever pissed you off. How am I doing so far?

Boorite Meets JDPLVY Pt 2 by BobRogers 11-10-04

Clarification is in order... Boorite went to college for this. So let me see if I got this straight. I get a solid punchline gig in strip # 52 in this series and was all set to star in my own series, probably with a penguin holding a whip and I get you instead? Yep. That's it. Heckled by a TROLL. This is what your life has come to - second banana to a 5'9" mental midget from the Twilight Zone. And to make it worse, this second epilogue is anticlimactic! Not so fast, Troll Boy. I've got powerful friends in high places. I can make you disappear faster than you can say, "Why is everybody picking on me?" Take your best shot! I am the all powerful JDPLVY! Nobody can... wait. you're wearing Ruby Slippers... That means you control 7th level MAGIC! Nooooo! That's what I'm talking about! Screw you Bob... and your little dog too.

It seemed a shame to leave Boorite hanging like that...

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