"I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me? Crazy with the Cheez-Wiz."

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What others say about boorite!

"Bush rules! I voted for you myself, man. I'm going back to New England to impregnate your daughters and get the fetuses aborted before you makes it illegal."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Dear America. You asked for it, you got it. And I hope all y'all get it in spades."

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I has a flavor!

"With reluctance and regret, I concede... that George Bush Jr. is a bone scarfer."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

"Oh God, I hope he doesn't activate my reserve unit. They don't have swift boats in Iraq do they?"

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

MaKK, I may hate your politics, but for once, I am laughing with one of your posts, not at it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"I concede the election. Wait, no I don't. Wait, yes I do. Uh, can I get back to you on this?"

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AFROMANS MOVE

"It depends on what the definition of 'concede' is."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"I............................................................................................................................concede."

"I'm Batman."

KERRY: "Meow, meow. Me kitty cat. No, wait...me doggy. Woof! Woof!"

EDWARDS: "Wal then, me dawgy too, John."

KERRY: "No, now me kitty cat again! Meow meow meow!"

EDWARDS: "Okay, me kitty cat, too."

KERRY: "Then me doggy! GRRRR!!! WOOF!!! WOOF!!!"

EDWARDS: "HELP!!! HELLLLP!!!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"I'd like to give a shout out to all my bitches who got out da vote. And all my dead homies. This nigga may be down, but he not out. BROOKLYN!!! Let me hear ya holla!"

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I has a flavor!

"Is it too late for me to enter Iraq's election?"

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You have to be pretty brave to fly your Tie Fighter into one of Michael Moore's trenches.

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008