Bill Clinton... Why is that name soooo familiar...? It always elicits such hate. What could he have done...? It must have been something pretty serious. Is he the President who is trying to blurr Church and State and make America a theocracy based around good "moral values"? Is he the one who sent a thousand troops to die for a war based on bad intelligence and a lie? Is he the President that the economy tanked under? Or the one who tried to write discrimination in the constitution? Is he the one who backed our country out of the Kyoto pact that every other first world country had committed itself to, in order to help the environment? Or is he the President that alienated us from the rest of our allies and spread anti-American sentiment around the world? No, that was someone else...
Oh wait... I remember Bill Clinton, now! He's that guy who got a blowjob under his desk. Damn... I know that really affected my quality of life. What a horrible President. Obviously lacking in the Christian "moral values" that all Americans must be re-programmed with nowadays.
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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.