I don't make much anymore, but I did make this.

Dick by FrixFrax 11-09-04

Oh, I was just wondering... you know how everyone got an invitation, I think you forgot me! Well Milton, it was like this on the night I writing out my invitations, I thought "How can I be a total dick?" ... Well anyways, Milton, I decided, to masturbate that night to pictures of your sister naked, when I came, I had no tissues, so used your invitation, to soak up my sperm, then I threw it away! Your such a dick! I know...

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I can identify with that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can't, but it still gave me an erection.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

LOL!

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Get Your War On

I don't actually have a porn collection, but if I did, I imagine it would have firemen.

Porn by FrixFrax 11-11-04

Stealing Frix's porn was the best idea, I ever had! Oh yeah, you like that juicy cock, huh big boy? I think there's been some kind of mistake... unless, this gay porn video tells me something... Uhhhhhhhhh! Aha! FrixFrax meant to pick "Naked Chicks Do It 2" but accidently picked up "Firemen with big hoses- the gay erotica video" Oh god, I think my massive hose, just squirted, it sure put out my burning desires of fire, death and flames!

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Is it wrong to laugh?

Guess that's what you call a hunka hunka burnin' love.