Yassar Arrafat In Hell Part I by BobRogers 11-13-04

Yassar Arrafat arrives in Hell There's some mistake here. I am not supposed to be in Hell. No Pal. There's no mistake. Says right here... Yassar Arrafat, Hell, 7th Circle. Where are the 79 Virgins waiting for me to reward me for all my services to Allah? Virgins? Step right over there and pull on the bell rope. Yassar pulls on the rope and behold... Shit. You rang?

Yassar Arrafat In Hell Part 2 by BobRogers 11-13-04

Dissatisfied, Yassar demands to speak to the Big Boss... This sucks. Thank you for calling Heaven. For Yewah, press 1. For Budda, press 2... For Bill Gates, press 3... Grrr For Kali press 4, for Zeus, press 5 2 hours later... Finally! ....*BEEP* For Jim Jones, press 143, for Joseph Smith press 144, for Allah, press 145...

Yassar Arrafat In Hell Part 3 by BobRogers 11-13-04

Yassar Arrafat is on the phone with Heaven... ARRGGG! This is Allah. I can't come to the phone right now. Your call is very important to me. Please leave a message at the beep and I'll get back to you. *BEEP* That's all you have to say to me after 75 years of wearing out my knees on that stupid rug? oooeeeeooo. If you'd like to make a call... DAMMIT! The stupid PHONE DISCONNECTED! What do you expect? This is Hell after all.

Yassar Arrafat In Hell Part 4 by BobRogers 11-13-04

Meanwhile, back on Earth... I'm telling you that you can't bury Yassar Arrafat in a cemetary in Cleveland! Israel won't let him be buried anywhere in the middle East. It's either here or in the Faulkland Islands! All right... Let's get on with it then... Ok then, where's the work order? Work Order? What bloody work order? Hey! I'm UNION. No work order. He stays above ground.

Yassar Arrafat in Hell Part 5 by BobRogers 11-13-04

Here lies Yassar Arrafat in a graveyard in Cleveland In death, he accomplished what he could not do in life... Fart..... Can you smell what the Palestinian Authority is COOKING? Hahahaha. Watching pro Wrestling is a part of the rehab program in Hell!

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

You only steal from the best.

Arafat fries in Hell by CHUBBY 10-28-04

Welcome, Yassir Arafat! We've been expecting you! Hot enough for you? HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! Just a little joke I like to make with all our new guests. Seriously, though, I-- I know, I know. No Jews. You can bunk with Rehnquist.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

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You only steal from the best.

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POLITICAL FIGURES TARGET OF SATIRE!?!?! HOW ABSURD!! LOLLOLOLLLOLOL

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

Okay, NOW the AOL speak is REALLY fucking funny.

meh

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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You only steal from the best.

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You only steal from the best.

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Wouldn't you say that world events can affect great minds in similar ways?

Of course, the fact that I have the IQ of a sea cucumber and frequently misspell the words dgo and cta are indicitive of the possiblity that I am not capable of original thought and therefore must steal.

I live in a confused world, Chubby. My idea of giving head is combing hair.

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No harm, no foul.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Okay, NOW the AOL speak is REALLY fucking funny.

You're going to get sick of it REALLY fucking fast.

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

Okay, NOW the AOL speak is REALLY fucking funny.

You're going to get sick of it REALLY fucking fast.

I was GOING to, but you but some life into what was an otherwise REALLY tired joke. Because AOLspeak + effervescent use of vocabulary/grammar = hilarious

Okay, NOW the AOL speak is REALLY fucking funny.

You're going to get sick of it REALLY fucking fast.

I was GOING to, but you but some life into what was an otherwise REALLY tired joke. Because AOLspeak + effervescent use of vocabulary/grammar = hilarious

i'll... agree (AND X GETS THE SQUARE!)

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

That "72 virgins actually turns out to be 'Star Trek dorks/Ugly Asian default girls/giant mutant bunny'" gag has been done to death.

The others were kinda okay.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I don't think Bob Rogers "stole" anything though. It's not like the concept of Yasser Arafat actually being in Hell is wildly original.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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That "72 virgins actually turns out to be 'Star Trek dorks/Ugly Asian default girls/giant mutant bunny'" gag has been done to death.

The others were kinda okay.

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