Hello, fellow strippers!

Uh, wait...that ain't right...er...

Anyhoo, I'm new round these parts and thought I'd share some of my comics with you all, for your wise and learned minds to mull over!

Look hither:

[Click to view comic: 'Saturday Knight Live!']

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Badum-tish!

Also:

[Click to view comic: 'Walk the Plank']

Thank you.

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Badum-tish!

Your name causes me great displeasure. Which is a shame, because I see slight potential in your comics. You can use backgrounds, you know. They would have really enhanced "Walk the Plank." Like if they were at a mountain or a desert or something.

Anyway, keep on keep on keep on keep on moovin'.

Whu...? What?

Why does my name cause you great displeasure?

What is this, the Read My Damn Name thread? Eh? EH? EEEHHHHH?

Lots of love,

CussYouBad

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Badum-tish!

Dude. Your name is CussYouBad. Come on. I'm going to call you out on your name no matter how good or bad your comics are.

I've pointed out other people's silly names. Vegatagohantrunks, anyone?

Fair enough!

You may refer to me by the more respectable name 'Sausage Muncher', instead.

Everyone's a winner!

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Badum-tish!

quote:

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You may refer to me by the more respectable name 'Sausage Muncher', instead.

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Get Down,
Deeper and Down!
Down, Down,
Deeper and Down!

Were there comics?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.