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Your mom.
I offered to take the photo myself, but your dad said his thingy was starting to smell like carbon.
You're my dad? I always wondered why my mom smelled like cigarettes and whiskey when she finally let me in to get my turn on her.
Dad, can I borrow the car?
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.