When Dreams Come True -- 1 by biped 12-03-04

Hey, Mom -- I don't wanna be a cowboy or a fireman anymore! I wanna be a RABBI! Oh for PETE'S SAKE, Billy! We're not even JEWISH! Why, you fucking bitch...you've always done your dead-level best to kill all my dreams... BILLY! Watch your language! And don't you EVER talk to me that way AGAIN! GO TO YOUR ROOM! I fucking SWEAR I'm gonna be a rabbi, Grandma! Even if I have to step over Mom's BLOODY CORPSE to do it! Why, you shit-for-brains moron. You'd suck long, hard donkey dick as a rabbi, and you fucking know it.

When Dreams Come True -- 2 by biped 12-03-04

You just WAIT, you dried-up old CUNT! I'll PISS on your fucking GRAVE -- as a full-fledged Jewish RABBI! RABBIS DON'T PISS ON THEIR GRANDMOTHER'S GRAVES, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! THEY DO NOW! FUCK YOU! Just LISTEN to that commotion in there, Ed! I'm worried sick about Billy and this sudden, inexplicable rabbi obsession of his! Oh, shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch.

When Dreams Come True -- 3 by biped 12-03-04

I've had ENOUGH of this FUCKING BULLSHIT! Dad, I'm gonna KILL you, Mom, and Grandma! Not if I kill YOUR fucking ass FIRST, young man! Oh Mother, it's TERRIBLE! Ed and Billy are trying to KILL each other in there! GOOD! I hope Ed rips Billy's fucking HEAD off with his BARE HANDS! What the FUCK's going on in here? I just killed my ENTIRE FAMILY with a MEAT CLEAVER! RABBI SCHOOL, HERE I COME!

When Dreams Come True -- 4 by biped 12-03-04

Welcome to Rabbi School, Mister -- Moscowitz. Bernard J. Moscowitz. You've been such a blessing to our temple, Rabbi Moscowitz. We're so lucky to have you. And I'M so lucky to have YOU to JACK OFF TO every night! Fuck, you're HOT! Even if you are just TWELVE! Well, Grandma, I'm a RABBI now -- BITCH! Get ready to GARGLE my HOT, STINKING PISS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Well, Grandma, I'm a RABBI now -- BITCH! Get ready to GARGLE my HOT, STINKING PISS!"

genius

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I appreciate your using that word and not writing "...NOT!!!" after it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i appreciate your mom LOLOLLLOLOL

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D'OH!

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quote:

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"Just LISTEN to that commotion in there, Ed! I'm worried sick about Billy and this sudden, inexplicable rabbi obsession of his!"

"Oh, shut the fuck up, you dumb bitch."

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"RABBIS DON'T PISS ON THEIR GRANDMOTHER'S GRAVES, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS"

"THEY DO NOW!"
"FUCK YOU!"

Holy shit.

A great idea, @biped, but the over-use of cuss-words blocked it a little. Kids, grannies and parents cussing isn't funny in itself anymore. Just my opinion, of course..

I appreciate your opinion. Still, I thought it necessary in this case to use graphic profanity in order to adequately convey the overwhelming dysfunctional horror of their nightmarish family situation.

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Biped, you've done it again.

quote:

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Kids, grannies and parents cussing isn't funny in itself anymore. quote]

more like... YES IT IS! LOLLOLOLLOL

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